Joecoolyo finished up his delectable beef dinner, it was good, but not great, definitely up there on his list, around the mid 20's or so. As people began to leave the dinner table to discuss the after dinner game, he looked down at the little name tag in front of his plate, it simply read "The Professor".
"What a delightful name, I just may start calling myself that from now on", Joecoolyo, or now the Professor, thought to himself.
He stuffed the name tag into his pocket and left the table to join the after dinner game.