115) You inform the geek at GameStop that Civ V is coming when you try to preorder it and he looks at you as if you had just ordered Duke Nukem Forever.
116) You realize that far and away most of the occupants of the store where born since Civ II came out.
117) The last time you actually bought anything at this GameStop is the day Civ IV came out.
124) You register and make a virgin post for the first time after lurking on the CivFanatics forums for 5+ years after hearing the FANTASTIC NEWS ABOUT CIV5!!!!
129) You check CFC on your phone
130) You special order a hexagonal cpu screen
131) You can post more than one sign
132) You understand most of the jokes on this thread
133) You already have attack "formations" drawn up in your head.
134) You talk about civ 5 over xbox live.
135) Someone near the top of the leaderboard on COD Modern Warfare 2 tells YOU to get a life. (because of 134)
137) Your closest friends call to check that you didn't have a heart attack when you heard Civ 5 was comming out (happened to me)
138) Same friend almost dies laughing when you say "can't talk .. reading about Civ 5 on civfanatics"
141) You're wondering why there aren't more clues yet.
142) You've started making plans for your PBEM and pitboss cIV games so that you'll be "free" for ciV.
143) You decide "Fall 2010" might be a good time to buy a new stationary computer.
144) You wake up in the middle of the night from a dream wherein the entire basis of Civ5 turned out to be a John Lennon lyric ("Imagine there's no countries... And no religion too...")
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