Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

God of Kings · Mar 30, 2013

If a Civilzation fighting game were made, I would wonder what would Montezuma's moveset be. I bet that it involves using a ceremonial dagger to cut his opponent's chest to pluck out a beating heart to be sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli.

nunor · Mar 30, 2013

God of Kings said:
I bet that it involves using a ceremonial dagger to cut his opponent's chest to pluck out a beating heart to be sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli.

Fatality!

Biologist · Mar 30, 2013

nunor said:
Fatality!

No no no no no, it's:

FINISH HIM!

F A T A L I T Y

poom3619 · Mar 30, 2013

One of the best thread. Ever. :lol:

So let me thinks... How about Ramasses (I wonder what he can do with that stick)

DWilson · Mar 30, 2013

I think Augustus might be able to cough his way through a fight... Why does he look really sick, exactly? And I think Askia looks menacing, particularly with that backdrop.

King William I · Mar 30, 2013

DWilson said:
And I think Askia looks menacing, particularly with that backdrop.

Askia: Builders! Finish building that city, I've got a 4:00 with Napoleon and there has to be a burning city behind me.

Louis XXIV · Mar 30, 2013

DWilson said:
I think Augustus might be able to cough his way through a fight... Why does he look really sick, exactly?

I think he's supposed to look disinterested, but the real life Augustus was kinda sickly.

sukritact · Mar 31, 2013

King William I said:
Askia: Builders! Finish building that city, I've got a 4:00 with Napoleon and there has to be a burning city behind me.

They should get jobs building movie sets...

Fern · Mar 31, 2013

poom3619 said:
So let me thinks... How about Ramasses (I wonder what he can do with that stick)

Throttle people with that blue and gold candy cane of his?

Too bad Bismarck doesn't have his pickelhaube on this time, that'd be a pretty good weapon!

Art Grin · Mar 31, 2013

Bismarck has several medals on him, he can use those to strangle an enemy or as projectiles.

Heinage · Mar 31, 2013

Bismarck would tell jokes. At least he'd try.
He'd say something like...

Two bratwurst are in a frying pan. One bratwurst says to the other, “Gosh it’s getting hot in here.” The other bratwurst says… “OH MY GOD A TALKING BRATWURST!”

Aztecopi · Mar 31, 2013

Heinage said:
Bismarck would tell jokes. At least he'd try.
He'd say something like...

"Two bratwurst are in za frying pan. Ein bratwurst says to zie other one, “<snip>, it is getting hot in here.” Zie other bratwurst says… “MEIN GOTT, A TALKING BRATWURST!”

iz funny ja? because bratwurst do not speak, you undershtand ja?

Wow, just wow.

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blackcatatonic · Mar 31, 2013

Askia owns them all, purely on the basis that he appears to spend all 6,000 years of in-game history just burning cities.

Aztecopi · Mar 31, 2013

After you started talking about a Civ V themed fighting game I can't think of anything else lol

sukritact · Mar 31, 2013

blackcatatonic said:
Askia owns them all, purely on the basis that he appears to spend all 6,000 years of in-game history just burning cities.

Oh, he just has a meeting room with interactive virtual reality walls! When no one's watching he sets it to a Zen garden.

Art Grin · Mar 31, 2013

blackcatatonic said:
Askia owns them all, purely on the basis that he appears to spend all 6,000 years of in-game history just burning cities.

You have to admire their architecture. That city has been on fire for 6000 years and still hasn't burned down a bit.

berialima · Mar 31, 2013

Art Grin said:
You have to admire their architecture. That city has been on fire for 6000 years and still hasn't burned down a bit.

That is the eternal fire. And then people complain about Nero burning Rome :mischief:

Petiscator · Mar 31, 2013

Imagine the stages!

Dido's moonlight "garden"
Rhamkhamhaeng's (?) head-statue garden
Catherine's hall
Boudicca's village
Pacal's big pyramid
Gandhi's beach :cool:

Casimir castle's bridge
Askia's hell
Napoleon's field
Alex's mountains
Khan's tents
Oda's ~~japanese field~~ Windows XP background, fixed by JSMCAG

Harun's peacock palace
Bluetooth's boat :lol:

Maria Theresa's corridor
Kamehameha's hawaii :cool:

.....

Theodora's couch

:mischief:

JSMCAG · Mar 31, 2013

Petiscator said:
Oda's Windows XP background

Fixed it for you! :lol:

Also, how could you forget Monctezuma's altar? THAT would be one heck of a stage - right after Askia's eternal fire!

Also - everyone crashing into Partypooper Pedro's office! :lol:

Biologist · Mar 31, 2013

Not to mention Attila's Armory, Washington's Study, and Bismarck's Conference Room.

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