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Can't buy John Stones, Stones,
Can't buy John Stones

It'll buy you a Barca reject my friend
Called Pedro to play down the right.
It gets you Gary Cahill my friend,
but it's clear you think he's *****.
Cos we don't care to much for money,
Money can't buy John Stones.

Can't buy John Stones,
Everton told you so!
Can't buy John Stones
No no no nooooo!

We'll give you all we got to give
If you say you want McGeady
But when it comes to James, Gerry, or John,
Get to **** your being greedy!
We don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy you Stones!

Can't buy John Stones,
Everton told you so!
Can't buy John Stones
No no no nooooo!

Say you don't want our diamond Ross
And we'll be satisfied,
Offer us Hazard and Costa in a swap,
and we'll be mortified.
We don't care to much for money,
Money can't buy you Stones!

Can't buy John Stones,
Everton told you so!
Can't buy John Stones
No no no nooooo!
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Glad that transfer saga is over.

In other news, that De Gea deal turned out beautifully, didn't it?
 
ROFL...After spending the entire summer with this charade, an appropriate ending to this circus act...I think Keylor Navas should sign with United anyway and leave Real Circus with just Casilla and whoever their 3rd goalkeeper is until January :lol::lol::lol:
 
So, apparently, Berbatov is moving to Paok, in Thessaloniki. Hopefully Kyriakos will cheer for him.
 
A true Roman roots for AEK. ;)
 
The Netherlands are down 0-1 at Amsterdam against Iceland, who are topping the group as it stands...Kazakhstan are winning 0-1 as well in the Czech Republic, so things are pretty crazy on that group...
EDIT: The Duch are also one man down and with Arjen Robben sidelined due to injury...
 
Yes we might need to add fermented shark on the list of prohibited performance enhancing substances.
 
There's always sheep's head with sheep's testicles on the side…
 
Which means that the Icelanders will now also have better aim and their numbers will multiply.

Incidentally, how do you know about the fertility thing…?
 
You bet money on a football match?
 
btw why did you have to jinx Scotland with your twenty dollars, you… you… [pissed]
 
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