1. ALL POWERFUL EMPIRE OF GREAT MUEANG THAI/SIAM-In this year of 1836, Great Mueang Thai is in a favorable position. The ascension of His Majesty King Borommarachathirat Ramathibodi in 1824 has led to a massive resurgence in Siamese power. Since then, the King has consolidated his rule over the Siamese territories, crushed and incorporated the Lao territories, and sign multiple treaties with western powers while maintaining a strong balance of power in the region. General Siamese goals for the future would be to acquire British Mergui through whatever means necessary [even cooperate with Burma for a short time; they can get Arakan, Assam, and Manipur back]. After that, Great Siam will reclaim the Shan States from vile Konbaung Burma, maybe sack Ava in retaliation for 1767, fully incorporate the remaining Lao Kingdoms into Mueang Thai, install a proper Thai vassal onto the Cambodian throne then incorporate them sometime later, provoke and poke at Việt Nam, then when Mueang Thai gets stronger than they are, and when colonial Europeans start poking at and shooting the Việts, conquer the Central Highlands, South-Central Coast, Southeast, and Mekong Delta [all modern names, too lazy to look up Việtnamese names, Mueang Thai ftw]. After all this has been accomplished, and Siam/Mueang Thai [I will make it Mueang Thai, just you wait] has expanded to become a decently awesome state, the King incumbent will henceforth be named the ridiculously long and awesome title: Čhakroprǭndi Hæng Thangmot Thai Prachātnok Satrik` Ong Thangmot Thai Yai Khēmra Lāo Læ Prachātna Chāo Malāyūk Satri Hæng Čhampā Phū Banchākān Thahān Sūngsut Khǭng Krǣn Sayām Kǭngthap. During this arduous, difficult, and probably ridiculously impossible military process, the Great King of Mueang Thai will also embark on a modernization program, but NOT westernization. Those stupid Westerners can keep their silly customs, religion, and republics for all Siam cares, but Great Mueang Thai will retain all of its Glorious Eastern Culture. Western technology, though, is favorable for Siam.
2. Königreich Bayern-Make bier and mess around with dat army. Have fun watching Prussia and Austria kill each other.
三。徳川幕府-WILL DO
4. Confederación Argentina-Kill neighbors, acquire Patagonia, grow cows, win. Agroindustrialize? Is that even a thing?
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Zuid-Afrikaansche Republiek Kraljevina Srbija-Free the oppressed brethren. Don't get crushed by Austria or the Ottomans, or both. Not to mention remove Kebab. Lot's of Kebab.
Will get my real application details in after dinner.
Also, sad there's no Transvaal.
That would be incredibly amusing (and short-lived)
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Changed 3. Königreich Preußen to Việt Nam and then จักรวรรดิสยาม and then switched จักรวรรดิสยาม and 徳川幕府 around.