Uncle Sparky
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I cannot wait to turn 30 and see my first XXX movie.
The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite NFL team?
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Addicted to country music? There's a 2-step program for that.
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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
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Why do teenage girls always travel in odd number groups?
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even.
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I will be posting my jokes telepathically today. If you think of something funny, it was me.
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My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
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I tried to quit heroin, but it was all in vein.
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Today, I held a door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.
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What do you get if you lock Dolly Parton in a room with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?
Two gigantic boobs and one country singer.
Two gigantic boobs and one country singer.
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Always answer a telemarketing phonecall," It's done... but there's blood everywhere". Then hang up.
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If attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.
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Research suggests that if you are afraid of spiders, you are more likely to find them in your bedroom. I'm afraid of Scarlett Johannson.
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Mountains aren't funny - they are hill areas.
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