The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

bhavv · Mar 6, 2015

What happens when I make a new picture thread 5 posts too early?

It gets NUKED!

What happens 5 posts later in the current picture thread?

It gets NUKED!

So where is the new picture thread?

It got NUKED.

NUKES!

Fr8monkey · Mar 6, 2015

I just bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with; but I have been tripping all day.

Bootstoots · Mar 7, 2015

bhavv said:
What happens when I make a new picture thread 5 posts too early?

It gets NUKED!

What happens 5 posts later in the current picture thread?

It gets NUKED!

So where is the new picture thread?

It got NUKED.

NUKES!

I have just received a memorandum from the Inner Party. It states that the OP on H&J serial threads is strictly first-come, first-serve, provided that the old thread had already reached 1000 posts. You don't have to wait for poster #1000 to start it himself.

So if you had just been patient and waited for the old thread to reach #1000, you could have been the new OP with no :nuke:

required.

NinjaCow64 · Mar 7, 2015

now begins le epic race to post #1000!

Fr8monkey · Mar 7, 2015

Are sleepwalking nuns called roaming Catholics?

Arakhor · Mar 7, 2015

Uncle Sparky · Mar 7, 2015

This thread is now at 1000 posts.

Bootstoots · Mar 7, 2015

Base what? 8^3 = 512 and 9^3 = 729. You'd better have a good reason for that claim.

Uncle Sparky · Mar 8, 2015

Humor & Jokes All your base are belong to us.

NinjaCow64 · Mar 8, 2015

But look! His post is #1000!

Moai_Spammer · Mar 8, 2015

NinjaCow64 said:
But look! His post is #1000!

gadzooks! he's right

Arakhor · Mar 8, 2015

Oh, very clever, NinjaCow.

Daedwartin · Mar 12, 2015

Arakhor said:
Oh, very clever, NinjaCow.

Also, the begining of this post is a 0. The second character is a 1.

PhroX · Mar 25, 2015

My wife's gone to the Caribbean
Jamaica?
Nah, she wanted to

Arakhor · Mar 25, 2015

She's gone to the West Indies!!

(At least tell the same archaic joke in the same way!)

NinjaCow64 · Mar 25, 2015

"She went of her own accord."

PhroX · Mar 28, 2015

So I went to the doctor, and I asked him, what's wrong with me? He said, "well, I think you've got hypochondria", so I said, "Oh god, not that as well....."

Arakhor · Apr 3, 2015

Anyone who answers "Are you a maths nerd or an annoying person?" with "Yes" is a maths nerd and an annoying person.

Spoiler :

Uncle Sparky · May 5, 2015

Happy Sanka de Mayo!

Drink decaf and eat mayonnaise!

Uncle Sparky · May 7, 2015

Seize de Mayo... oops, too late. Use some mustard instead.

The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

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