a Thief joke...

Here is one that i just rememberd...

a Thief broke in to a house at night, searching for something to steal he finally found a stereo but as he was picking it up, a voice from the dark said to him. "Jesus looks at you!" The thief was scared half to death but the voice had vanished. He turned his attention back to the stereo and as he was just about to pick it up the same voice said to him "Jesus looks at you!"
This time the thief looked closely to the direction of the voice, and found that a parrot had been talking to him. "I was trying to warn you." the parrot said, "Whats your name?" asked the thief. "Moses" answerd the parrot. "What kind of people name their parrot Moses?" asked the thief. "the same kind of people that name thair Guard Dog Jesus"

good joke.

ive heard it before, but still awesome

that's a good one

thats a good one...

Jesus looks at you!

That's good .

I found another thief joke. Not as funny as Reno's (wich was fabulous ), but lil' wee funny still.

A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"
The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out.

This time, however, there was a man with a gun who entered to rob the house.

As the thief was about to flee the man said, "You have to come with me and meet my wife."

The thief said, "Why would you want me to meet your wife?"

The man replied, "Well, she's been expecting you for 20 years."