baseballpie
Deity
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"Pig iron compels the soul to look upward, so that the strong shall not hammer their iron when there is nothing left to take away." - Andrew Carnegie
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Ephesian429
Chieftain
Silv Something
Pi(e) Loving Maniac
vandermerwe
Butt of many jokes
"Oh farmers, everything is worth what the expanding bureaucracy will pay for it"
(or at least it seems so over here in the European Union...)
"You must hammer your cattle with your eyes turned skyward"
(in tribute to what's got to be the best post in a classic funnies thread)
(or at least it seems so over here in the European Union...)
"You must hammer your cattle with your eyes turned skyward"
(in tribute to what's got to be the best post in a classic funnies thread)
tranx
Civilized
"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word: Beep Beep." - The Road Runner
civfanchambers
Prince
"And on the pedestal these words appear: I am the Lord thy God. The most powerful force in the universe." - Albert Einstein
jackelgull
An aberration of nature
Words have the power to take the sword to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy
Alphabet, Metal Casting, Civil Service
Not good, but my first crack at it.
Alphabet, Metal Casting, Civil Service
Not good, but my first crack at it.
j_mie6
Deity
"My name is Ozymandias, king of Rock 'n' Roll, I cannot live without books." - Native American Song
jackelgull
An aberration of nature
"there is a season and a time to bring about the rule of righteousness in the land, so that the strong cannot live without books" Thomas Jefferson
"You should hammer your banking establishments for obtaining individual profit, when there is nothing left to take of the people." - John Dillinger
"You can get more of what you want with artillery and a gun than you can with just a gun" - Joseph Stalin
"A designer will make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible so cheap, that the highest wage people will pay for it." -Steve Jobs
"You can get more of what you want with artillery and a gun than you can with just a gun" - Joseph Stalin
"A designer will make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible so cheap, that the highest wage people will pay for it." -Steve Jobs
reddishrecue
Some dude on civfans
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2009
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- 6,213
I also like, "Masturbation brings wisdom, lack of masturbation leads to ignorance. Know well what brings you forward and what holds you back."
jackelgull
An aberration of nature
It is entirely seemly for a young man to feed the poor to a fish
- Lao Tzu
- Lao Tzu
GreenofKnight45
Chieftain
"We do not inherit the cradle of the mind, I have no time for such beep." Drunk Leonard Nimoy
HorseshoeHermit
20% accurate as usual, Morty
"Give a man a fish, and you will lose your shoulder to the wheel."
am i doing it right
am i doing it right
6K Man
Bureaucrat
"I cannot live without the food of love: two rabbits. I'll die with my hammer in my hand"
6K Man
Bureaucrat
"We will make electricity so cheap, that only the rich will get there in a car."
