No, really, it doesn't. I lost track of the story, and It has nothing to do with the hacking.
So, Cthulhu possessed Joe Biden to ally with Dick Cheney against the US, so he could usurp power and blow up Sidewinder with the Death Reagan, and the delivery girl gave Obama a giant Mech Suit and Stylesjl and Kalinin got some bombs to blow stuff up with, and it's all got something to do with the UHC debate and the Hacking of OT?
What. The. Hell?