1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.
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hewhoknowsall
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45. You complain about the roads shown in google maps not making any sense; how does a road go directly to the east? You'd have to go to the northeast and then to the southeast! Surely the makers of google maps know little about hexagons!
You wonder why yet another version of civ misses the boat by not using civ 2 style advisors
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You refuse to walk on sidewalks and tile floors that aren't hexagonal.
hewhoknowsall
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49. You wonder why a hunter days he's going to the woods a few miles away to hunt when he can simply shoot some animals with bows and arrows at the woods from the safery of the city.
50. You wonder why the US isn't building parts for a space race victory since they have the needed tech (or maybe they are in secret)
51. While playing Battlefield Bad Company 2 you scoff at there being infantry and modern armor in the same hex.
50. You wonder why the US isn't building parts for a space race victory since they have the needed tech (or maybe they are in secret)
51. While playing Battlefield Bad Company 2 you scoff at there being infantry and modern armor in the same hex.
Tylerryan79
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53. You tell your Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Wife/Husband that things aren't working out, and you need a break, just so you'll have more time alone to play Civ V.
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54 You think tennis players require indirect fire to hit the ball over the net.
55 you yell at the runningback not to go up the middle because of ZoC.
55 you yell at the runningback not to go up the middle because of ZoC.
Schalke 04
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56. your friend looks out of the window and says that it looks like it is going to rain, and you say: "I'll send out a scout, that the sun can come through" 
mqduck
Chieftain
Fixed that for you.
moksheebs
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59. you were a gundam fan. you used to scream "I AM... GUNDAMMMMM!!!" but after playing civ v, you scream "I AM GIANT DEATH ROBOT!!!"
60.you never stack again in civs i to iv
61.when you go on a trip to singapore, venice or buenos aires, you persuade the mayor with some money or a few spearman to ally with you
62.you imagine that your nation is hauling spaceship parts to the capital when halfway some enemy tanks come and rip the parts apart.
60.you never stack again in civs i to iv
61.when you go on a trip to singapore, venice or buenos aires, you persuade the mayor with some money or a few spearman to ally with you
62.you imagine that your nation is hauling spaceship parts to the capital when halfway some enemy tanks come and rip the parts apart.
darkness bernlin2000
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Oh this will totally fail: everyone will keep getting the numbering wrong!
65. You imagine the interstates near your home are segmented in to equidistant hexes, so that cars can't use diagonal moves to beat you to your destination.
65. You imagine the interstates near your home are segmented in to equidistant hexes, so that cars can't use diagonal moves to beat you to your destination.
moksheebs
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65. you urge the govt to stop building more roads or rails as they need upkeep
66. you want the UN to function as it is in civ v: civs and city states vote for their candidates
67. you feel happier after seeing mount fuji, old faithful or krakatoa
66. you want the UN to function as it is in civ v: civs and city states vote for their candidates
67. you feel happier after seeing mount fuji, old faithful or krakatoa
moksheebs
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nope, looks okay to me... 'sides this could go way beyond 1000, so what the fuss with numbering?
nishant1911
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68. you start a thread titled-
"1000 clues you want to post 1000 clues thread too much"
"1000 clues you want to post 1000 clues thread too much"
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Me,myself,and,I
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69. You miss the psycho military advisor.
70. And the eccentric science advisor.
71. And the Russian spy foreign advisor.
72. And especially the Elvis impersonating happy advisor.:
73. You keep expecting to move twice as fast on roads.
78. You seriously consider making a WWII scenario using a copy of the World in Flames map.
70. And the eccentric science advisor.
71. And the Russian spy foreign advisor.
72. And especially the Elvis impersonating happy advisor.:
73. You keep expecting to move twice as fast on roads.
78. You seriously consider making a WWII scenario using a copy of the World in Flames map.
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