Part II: Tribal Objectives
-- Note the 's'
Okay, we have, what, 36 turns to take Tifilis? Nah, too long.
First order of business is to attach warlord to a sword ... that is Ozbenno's patented move.
Then Mehmed came demanding gold. I told him to go fly kite.
Soon, I got bored with amassing troops at Karakorum, and decided I have suffered Khan's insolence long enough.
- Knock, Knock.
- Who's there?
- Pole
- What Pole?
- Your-head-looks-good-on-the-end-of-a Pole!
And so, 10 turns into my set, tribal objective achieved.
Time to head on for more kinky business.
Huh? WTF? You got to have a fu*king big closet to do that!!!!
Checking list reveals it is "Capture or found (1d6) more cities".
Okay, one more position ...
Hey, that's illegal!!!
One more roll to determine the number of turns she need to do that ...
Oosh ... the RNGod is
really trying to test my luck with Singaporean law enforcement ...
So 30 turns to capture 2 more cities? Khan seems to have just enough of that.
One down:
I decided to stop here. One more to go. 27 more turns.
Note that Brennus is now featuring Galleons and rifleman.
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Tribal Objectives Completed Thus Far
- (N.A) Acquire a religion ~ started:4000BC, completed: 3070BC, 31 turns.
- (4x2) Learn 2 techs in the next age ~ started:3070BC, failed after 35 turns, punishment: (5) Empty all cities for (1d6=3) turns, done
- (6x6) Obtain (1d6=1)+2 more new resources ~ started:1990BC, completed: 1150BC, 29/30 turns
- (1x2) Build a Wonder or Project ~ started: 1150BC, failed after 40 turns, punishment: (2) Whip all cities, done
- (1x5) Promote a unit (1d6=3) times ~ started: 475BC, declared failed after 10 turns, punishment: (3) move (1d6=1) unit to the northmost point, done
- (12) Spread a religion to (1d6=1)+3 cities ~ started: 325BC, completed:185AD, 34/50 turns
- (1x2) Build a wonder or project ~ started: 185AD, completed: 860AD, 45/45 turns
- (1x6) Capture or found (1d6=4) cities ~ started: 860AD, completed: 1274AD, 45/50 turns
- (1x3) Learn 2 techs that enables wonder or religion ~ started: 1274AD, completed: 1322AD, 6/50 turns
- (12) Spread a religion to (1d6=3)+3 cities~ started: 1322AD, completed: 1532AD, 35/45 turns
- (3x3) Capture a capitol or size (1d6)+5 city~ started: 1532AD, completed: 1586AD, 26/40 turns
- (1x6) Capture or found (1d6=2) cities~ started: 1586AD, yet-to-complete, 27(total: 30) turns remaining, 1(total: 2) more city
Personal Objectives Completed Thus Far
- Rex: (2) Capture or found a city ~ failed, punishment: (1) All workers to stay inside cities simultaneously for 1 turn, done
- Fox: (5) Have a culture pop ~ failed, punishment: (3) Change civics or state religion, done
- Ozbenno: (4) Spread a religion ~ failed, punishment: (4) whipped away (1d6=2) pop, done
- vra379971: (2) Capture or Found a city ~ founded Guangzhou
- Omni Paul: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Masonry learnt
- Ruff: (6) Get 300 gold ~ failed, punishment: (5) play (1d6=5) turns less, done
- Berserks01: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Guangzhou
- Fox: (2) Capture or found a city ~ Bantu captured
- Rex: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Alphabet
- Ozbenno: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Drama
- vra: (6) Get 15 exp ~ failed, punishment: (4) whip away (1d6=2) pop, done
- Ruff: (6) Increase (1d6=2)x3 exp ~ succeed
- ChrTh: (6) Increase (1d6=5)x100 gold ~ succeed
- Rex: (6) Increase (1d6=1)x3 exp ~ succeed
- Berserks: (3) Learn a tech ~ Calendar
- Fox: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Nanjing
- Ozbenno: (1) kill (1d6=5) enemies ~ succeed
- Vra: (1) kill (1d6=1) enemies ~ succeed
- Rex: (4) Spread a Religion ~ karakorum
- Berserks: (3) Learn a tech ~ Civil Service
- Fox: (5) Have a culture pop ~ succeeded
Roster
- GreyFox == perform illegal act ... not once, but twice!!
[*]Ozbenno == UP
- vra379971 == Got Fist of RNGod killed ... prepare to receive wraith of the beard puller ...
- Ruff == skipped to taste some kimchi ...
- Berserks == flipped some balls, punched some buttons, but still can't count
- Rex == failed to spread on Mother's Day
[*]ChrTh == no time for Civ with a happy newborn
[*]Omni_Paul == post something to end auto-skip
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