It's likely it's your delivery he had a problem with.
The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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I thought it was fine. Any more specific and it loses its humor.
NickyJ
Retired Narrator
While I was carpooling to work this morning, I saw a snail driving on the a car with a giant 'S' painted on the doors and trunk. He must have been going over 100 miles an hour. When he flew past me, one of the people riding with me said "Look at that ‘S’ car go!"
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"Recently, the President and Michelle Obama were caught off-guard by the kiss-cam at a basketball game. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney was caught off-guard by the "show us your tax return" cam. -Conan
Jouzou
Warlord
Ending spoilers for The Dark Knight Rises
Spoiler :
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A recent study shows that smoking marijuana can help eliminate diarrhea. The finding was called significant by doctors, and a win-win by Taco Bell.
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Stoners like Taco Bell, Taco Bell (allegedly) results in diarrhea. That's the 'win-win'.
stfoskey12
Emperor of Foskania
Nerd jokes:
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
K
Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na
Wanna here a joke about oxygen?
Yes
O
What did one part of the cell say to the other during telophase?
I'm breaking up with you.
There was this horse that was really smart because he could do calculus and knew all about quantum mechanics. However, no matter how much he was taught, he could never understand Cartesian coordinates. The person teaching the horse asked a mathematician what he was doing wrong, and the mathematician said, "You can't put Descartes before the horse".
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
K
Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na
Wanna here a joke about oxygen?
Yes
O
What did one part of the cell say to the other during telophase?
I'm breaking up with you.
There was this horse that was really smart because he could do calculus and knew all about quantum mechanics. However, no matter how much he was taught, he could never understand Cartesian coordinates. The person teaching the horse asked a mathematician what he was doing wrong, and the mathematician said, "You can't put Descartes before the horse".
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Last night ... Nasa broadcast live footage of their Rover making it's dramatic landing on Mars. Then 8 hours later, NBC showed it.
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Mise
isle of lucy
It's a super-lame version of the Aristocrats joke.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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I was horrified to hear that that American actress was murdered today. The chick from Legally Blond. What's her name again? Reese something?
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No, with a knife
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