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"WU-nderfull busty beauty Wu opens her Great Wall! Chok-on-u these!"
This is gold
"WU-nderfull busty beauty Wu opens her Great Wall! Chok-on-u these!"
Can anyone give me some examples of language used in the articles in tabloids? I just can't be bothered reading one, and I want to see if I can come up with an article.
i know parodying offensive content might be a "gray area", but can we lay off the "page 3" stuff a little? puns are great and all, but . . .
Just browse through The Sun's homepage (any day) and you'll quickly get the idea:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/
The Feuding Marias!
Maria Theresa Walburga Amalia Christina thinks Maria Francisca Isabel Josefa Antónia Gertrudes Rita Joana is needlessly padding her name, and probably her chest.
Maria the Pious suggests that the Austrian Dowager Empress of the Romans, Queen of Hungary, of Bohemia, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, of Slavonia, of Galicia, of Lodomeria, etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Duchess of Burgundy, of Styria, of Carinthia and of Carniola; Grand Princess of Transylvania; Margravine of Moravia; Duchess of Brabant, of Limburg, of Luxemburg, of Guelders, of Württemberg, of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Milan, of Mantua, of Parma, of Piacenza, of Guastalla, of Auschwitz and of Zator; Princess of Swabia; Princely Countess of Habsburg, of Flanders, of Tyrol, of Hennegau, of Kyburg, of Gorizia and of Gradisca; Margravine of Burgau, of Upper and Lower Lusatia; Countess of Namur; Lady of the Wendish Mark and of Mechlin; Dowager Duchess of Lorraine and Bar, Dowager Grand Duchess of Tuscany is simply jealous and needlessly padding her name with titles. The Queen of Portugal asks where Maria Theresa finds the time to be an adequate ruler for her 45+ domains when she's always running off to an early luncheon.
Pedro, refuses to get involved, simply saying that his mother-in-law and grandmother are 'crazy old ladies'.
Elizabeth threatens to protect Maria if the angry Austrian refuses to back down.
I don't have the photoshop skills, but nothing like a good feud between queens: