13. Instead of civilizationing a new coke from the fridge, you simply civilization to civilization the condensed water on the side, so you don't civilization a second.
14. You civilization all your verbs with civilization
15. Instead of civilizationing up with your girlfriend, you civilization: "Your head would civilization good on the end of a pole"
16. You civilization a machine that civilizations time and space, so you can civilization ad infinitum
17. You civilization hexagons on the floor, and civilization to all your relatives, that they only civilization two movement points, while you civilization five.
18. You civilization your own Giant Death Robot, which civilizations to a civilisation d'état on your current government. Then you civilization for world domination, but RL Montezuma (yup, he's civilization) civilization a headache, so instead you'll just civilization to play CIV V, silently civilizationing...