caketastydelish
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I can't respond to people who I've added to my ignore list, but there is no reason to "forgive" someone who has never done something wrong to you.
The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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I can't respond to people who I've added to my ignore list, but there is no reason to "forgive" someone who has never done something wrong to you.
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What is the gayest band ever?
What is the straightest band ever?
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What is the straightest band ever?
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Isn't the point of a joke that it's supposed to be slightly amusing, however lame?
Did you know that they've started putting robot snakes on car windscreens in Germany? They're known as vindscreen vipers.
If a medusa looks at people, they turn to stone, but if she looks at milk, it turns to gorgonzola.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Did you know that they've started putting robot snakes on car windscreens in Germany? They're known as vindscreen vipers.
If a medusa looks at people, they turn to stone, but if she looks at milk, it turns to gorgonzola.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Verarde
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Save_Ferris
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This year has been a great orange season for Florida. Companies are trying to squeeze all the money they can out of it.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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What do you call a dog with no legs ?
Anything you want , it still won't come when you call.
Anything you want , it still won't come when you call.
Veritass
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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicle implants?
Sparky.
Sparky.
classical_hero
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How do you pronounce the word "philately"? I presume it is meant to sound similar to flattery?
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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I read today about a guy who drowned in his bowl of muesli .
He was pulled in by a strong currant
He was pulled in by a strong currant
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An average guy from an average Western country is traveling around the world, visiting several countries.
In one of the countries he travels to, he finds a green object that looks like a toy: He asks the locals what kind of toy this is and is given the answer "[that] only that children from a neighbouring country play with those". With his curiousity stirred, he travels to that country, where - to his suprise - he is given an identical answer.
So, what kind of toy is this?
In one of the countries he travels to, he finds a green object that looks like a toy: He asks the locals what kind of toy this is and is given the answer "[that] only that children from a neighbouring country play with those". With his curiousity stirred, he travels to that country, where - to his suprise - he is given an identical answer.
So, what kind of toy is this?
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When did the clam stop exercising? When his mussels were sore.
A football player known for his brutishness and inconsideration to others arrives home with bruised and bloody leg.
- What happened?! asks his wife.
- No idea. I don't even know whose leg that is!
A farmer had a horse that had a very long mane, and he had a problem with songbirds building nests in it. He tried everything to keep the birds out, but couldn't get rid of the problem. A local veterinarian told him to put some baker's yeast into the horse's feed, and that would cause an certain subtle odour in the horse's hair that would keep the birds away. He tried it and it worked perfectly. He asked the vet where he came up with that remedy, and the vet told him it's common knowledge: Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
A football player known for his brutishness and inconsideration to others arrives home with bruised and bloody leg.
- What happened?! asks his wife.
- No idea. I don't even know whose leg that is!
A farmer had a horse that had a very long mane, and he had a problem with songbirds building nests in it. He tried everything to keep the birds out, but couldn't get rid of the problem. A local veterinarian told him to put some baker's yeast into the horse's feed, and that would cause an certain subtle odour in the horse's hair that would keep the birds away. He tried it and it worked perfectly. He asked the vet where he came up with that remedy, and the vet told him it's common knowledge: Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
classical_hero
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The last one belongs in the horrible pun thread.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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I accept this sounds facetious , but what basic principles of humor are contained in the above ? Lame or otherwise ?
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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But thats not a tennant of humor , which any joke regardless of lameness requires. That's an unexpected response to a known comedic device .
classical_hero
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That meme is called Anti-Joke Chicken.
EDIT. Why did Mrs Claus ask for a vibrator?
Because Santa Clause only comes once a year.
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