Spoiler :
Yes it was.That joke about being a comedian was Bob Monkhouse's originally, I believe.
^Dutch word is actually Cinema, I've never heard Kino before (only in German).
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pretty sure it's bioscoop.
Can be used too, but I use 'cinema' more often.
I'm living in the Dutch-speaking part of Belgium though, might have to do with it.
I just used a Dutch-only search for Kino, didn't find anything related to cinemas, so it seems it really isn't a word used in Dutch. They probably messed up Dutch and German.
OT: I'm not a language expert, but Teatteri (Last part of Elokuvateatteri) sounds like Theatre.