Louis XXIV
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What about Boudicca? She's got a sword
Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha
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cybrxkhan
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She ain't
Now, if they had the Trung sisters in, I could see a good matchup between Boudicca and one of them - they're "freedom fighters" (in the eyes of future generations) from the mid 1st century, women, fought against the most powerful empires of the region... Darn. That'd be one catfight I'd like to see.
Bonci
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Dreadnought
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Kame's spear has 10 foot reach, so Ashur would take an attack of opportunity moving in to grapple Kame. Assuming the op attack hits, Ashur should still have enough hp left to begin a melee brawl. Then again, I don't think Ashur has too much more of a grapple modifier than Kame, so he might just resort to a charge attack. The clay tablet is probably an improvised weapon, but considering Kame's AC is going to be very low (he's wearing no armor) probably means Ashur can deal some damage.
It all comes down to whether the first op attack hits I think.
It all comes down to whether the first op attack hits I think.
cybrxkhan
Asian Xwedodah
I think Kamehameha's spear won't do anything to Ashurbanipal.
He has muscles made of hard rock. You can't break a rock with a spear.
He has muscles made of hard rock. You can't break a rock with a spear.
HaloCapella
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we'll just need at least a second combative female then.
...i don't know why I just got the thought of a William and Suleiman book fight...
fuzzatron717
Holy Warrior
What if we throw Gustavus of Sweden in there, his armor and rod there could probably give each of them a good whooping.
On another note see Catherine and Elizabeth try and duke it out.
On another note see Catherine and Elizabeth try and duke it out.
Zango
Chieftain
...and then the REAL battle begins when Sejong and Nebby pull out their lightsabers because they're all the way in Information while all the other peasants are still in Classical.
ferretbacon
Obsessor
We all know that William will win this, courtesy of his epic pants. That's an intimidation factor that even Ashy's tablet and beard combo cannot compete with.
And if all fails, he has pink-bowed slippers. Those can cause some mean slaps on the cheek.
And if all fails, he has pink-bowed slippers. Those can cause some mean slaps on the cheek.
This makes me wish we had Naresuan on an Elephant for Siam. He would trample everyone to death (or decapitate them with a halberd). Instead, we have Ramkhamhaeng and his sharp-ish crown.
Meanwhile, what about Harun? He has books AND a sword. Plus an army of peacocks somewhere in that palace of his.
Meanwhile, what about Harun? He has books AND a sword. Plus an army of peacocks somewhere in that palace of his.
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Fifty Turns of Grey will be a bestseller.
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This thread demonstrates that we need Firaxis to release more information.
So we can talk about stab wounds from Shaka and strangulation with Lorenzo de Medici's scarf?
vcutag
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Indeed. After looking at that statue of Ashurbanipal, all I've got is "Dem legs."
seancolorado
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Nothing beats a strong swimmer. Nothing. Dat endurance
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Genghis stands calmly by as the combatants duke out, then from a safe distance shoots the "victor" down with arrows from his recurve short bow.
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