The Joke Leaders Thread

The Holy Roman Empire

UA: Can not found cities. City state influence declines 90% slower if the city state follows your religion. Empire enters anarchy if another religion becomes the dominant one in one of the empire's city state allies.

UB: Eternal Diet
Replaces Palace. Can be moved to any city state the HRE is currently allied with. The Palace's Science bonus is replace by +10 :c5faith: Faith.

UU: Can build Landknechts, Tercios and Hussars, along with the units they are replacing.
 
Russia
Leader: Lenin
UA: Land of Marxism
only adopted order ideology. after adopted ideology, all units turn into workers. every tiles become unimproved.
UU: Communism Worker
replace worker, double work rates. attack like rifleman
UB: Siberian's Factory
replace factory, -10 unhappiness, +2 production, specialist consume double food
 
Civilization - Billboard Hot 100
Leader - Bruno Mars
Special Ability - Grammy Winner - +15 happiness in all cities
UU - Grenade Catcher - civilian unit that can be killed instead of adjacent military units.
UI - Hit single - +15 happiness, +15 culture, +15 Tourism
 
Civilization: Rome
Leader: Elagabalus
Unique improvement: Phallus- +1 faith for every constructed Phallus
Unique unit: Pet Rock- absolutely nothing
Unique ability- Walking Backwards around Rome- Every 10 turns, a revolt occurs.

(You think I'm kidding. Wikipedia this freak.)
 
Civilization - Billboard Hot 100
Leader - Bruno Mars
Special Ability - Grammy Winner - +15 happiness in all cities
UU - Grenade Catcher - civilian unit that can be killed instead of adjacent military units.
UI - Hit single - +15 happiness, +15 culture, +15 Tourism

Aren't these supposed to bad ideas for civs not OP ones?
 
Vatican City

Leader: Pope Leo IX

UA: (Holy Crusaders) Can call for a war against another faith. Every civilization who has your religion in their capital automatically declares war against opposing faith. Can only be done every 30 turns. Can only control one city.

UU: (Swiss Guards) 50% combat penalty. Cannot move outside of borders. Receives promotion "funny outfits" which is +3 happiness for every unit.

UB: (St. Peters Basilica) Can only be built in capital if capital is a holy city. +5 faith +5 tourism. -50% production and gold.
 
(As a Finn I always like to joke about sweden =P)
Sweden

UA: Leave fighting to Finns: Can only get soldiers from puppet cities (can purchase soldiers=
UB: IKEA: +2 gold, but +1 unhappines for every IKEA in every 3 years, because someone says something about how IKEA makes their furniture and götbullar (replaces stock exhange)
UU: JAS Gripen: Gets +5% production for first 5, but has -25% combat while doing anything (replaces jet fighter)
 
In response to the European Union above... :lol:

African Union;
UA: +2500% growth rate to city when receiving foreign trade route. Can only build military units and Mud huts (UB).
UU: African warrior. Replaces Warrior. -50% combat strength against enemy military units. +100% combat strength against civilian units. +3 movement when moving away from enemy military unit.
UB: Mud hut. Does nothing.
 
Belgium
Leader: King Albert
UA: Abdication - chance of revolting citizens twice as high during 40 turns when adopting a social policy.
UB: Friethandel - replaces market - +2 happiness, +10% gold, +2 food, deletes all other food buildings and aquaducts in the city in which it is built.
UI: Frietkot - unlocks at currency - may only be built on plains - +2 food, -1 production
 
In response to the European Union above... :lol:

African Union;
UA: +2500% growth rate to city when receiving foreign trade route. Can only build military units and Mud huts (UB).
UU: African warrior. Replaces Warrior. -50% combat strength against enemy military units. +100% combat strength against civilian units. +3 movement when moving away from enemy military unit.
UB: Mud hut. Does nothing.

I don't mean to be argumentative, but that civ seems a little racist. The civ jokes about africans being genocidal people who live in mud huts and can't do anything else. Other than run away from military units...
 
Those mud hut and genocide jokes don't really reflect the rapid economic and social improvement many African countries are experiencing.

Colony of Moominvalley
Leader: Moominpappa
Capital: Moominvalley (coastal start with at least one mountain near)

UA: Carefree Tolerance
Cannot found cities. Captured cities are automatically and instantly razed, with the population migrating to the capital to experience the Moomins' relaxed lifestyle. Cities that can't be razed are reduced to population 1 and are unable to produce anything.

UU: Amphibian
Replaces galleass. Can move over land. Has a range 4 bombing attack years before bombers before available.

UI: Moomin House
Can be constructed on any tile inside Moomin lands. Culture bombs neutral tiles nearby (unlike citadel, won't steal land). +1 food, +1 culture.


Basically, the Moomin way is spamming lots and lots of Moomin Houses to make Moomin Valley grow larger, and getting all those Mymbles, Hemulens and Hattifatteners living in other lands to move in the Valley through bloodthirsty conquest.
 
Minecraft
Leader: Steve
Capital: Mincraftia
UA: Blocks - see the game in block format
UU: Creeper - replaces Bazooka; suicidal bomber; disintegrate upon attacking
UI: Village - +5 gold from villagers; must have a villager to produce gold; upon pillaged, all villagers die and must be reproduced from zombies
 
America: open borders with any country to the south. Randomly declares war. Leader changes every era. 25% chance it will elect a total moron.
Moderator Action: Please spare us the offensive jokes.
 
Ok, here's mine.

America: Libraries add 1 science for every 2 citizens in a city. Shrines add +1 faith.
 
Alternative Babylon UA, not really sure who would be the leader, just worked around the popular idiom.

Whore of Babylon: +50% growth in all cities. Additional +50% growth in cities with garrisoned units. Each citizen has upkeep cost of 1 gold.
 
I wanna use Osama bin Laden in the Al-Qaeda civ but I dunno if I can (or if it's against the rule)
 
I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet (WARNING there will be tons on Game of Thrones spoilers so I going to put this in spoiler tags.)
Spoiler :
Khal Drogo-Dothraki
UA: Dothraki Warlord-Can't found cities, Get to marry Emilia Clarke, When you die at the end of season 1 she takes over as leaderhead.
UU: Khal Drogos hut-Replaces Settler, use to train units.
UU: Dragon-can only use after season 3, replaces GDR.
 
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