1000 ways you know you played Alpha Centauri too much!

163 - You hope to be on board the Unity when it launches.

164 - You're convinced the Unity will be launched...

165 - ...so you try everywhere to reserve yourself a place on it...

166 - ...and wonder why there's no place you can do it...

167 - ...and why everybody looks strangely at you when you ask them if they know a place.
 
168. you believe Bin Laden will someday become a leader of peace-keeping forces on the Unity.

169. you want to join Greenpeace only to see Deidre there.

170. you left your wife, because Deidre/Santiago looks better and you want to marry her.

171. you want to become the president of your country and destroy the plabet with busters.

172. you wonder why fungusses are not pink but brown and white.

173. you dig your garden to find worms and try to use them against your neighbour.

174. when you see flies [or other flying insects] you try to defeat em using psi forces, because you're certain they must be the Locusts of Chiron.

175. you believe you'll someday become a transcent.

176. you can't find the Garland Crater or the Pholous Ridge on the world map.

177. when you have an argument with your wife you threaten her you will declare vendetta upon her.

178. when somebody farts near you, you warn him/her that using nerve gasses is an atrocity.

179. you want to install a fussion reactor in your car.

180. you want to install a clean reactor in your car to save the fuel.

181. you don't swim in the sea because you're afraid of Isles of the Deep.

182. you want to connect your computer to network node.

183. you have erotic dreams with Deidre and Santiago in many different positions every night.

184. when you have sex with your wife you imagine it's Deidre.

185. you think the name of Nobel Prize should be renamed to Zakharov Price.

186. you want to name your children: Lal, Deidre, Corazon, Nwabudike, Miriam, Prokhost and Yang

187. you want to cultivate a kelp farm in your pond.

189. you have read all books mentioned in the game.

190. you want to write a book about the Alpha Centauri.

191. ... but you won't do it because you don't have time - playing SMAC 18 hours a day is more important.

192. you post over a twenty points in a dead thread of a dead SMAC forum.

193. you want to post another twenty later. ;)
 
194. You drop in on this forum every so often to see if anyone has posted anything.

195. You belong to Apolyon because they have an active SMAC forum.
 
196 - You wonder why this forums is so inactive.

197 - You wonder why your SMAC forums doesn't get bigger than CFC overnight.

198 - You dive for Sealurks.

199 - You wonder why airfoils aren't very popular...

200 - ...but you guess that's because we've got cruisers.

201 - You don't realize that you just posted clue #200, since you are constantly Alt+Tabbing between SMAC and this CFC.
 
This one is kinda like #55, but if I don't post it, we'll never hit 1000 :p

202. If you've ever used the Lal quote about "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" to end an essay about sencorship and tolerantism.*
203. ...If you actually included where you found the quote...*
 
204: The quote stated above is actually your favorite quote. *

205: You wonder how you manage to survive for so long after not playinc SMAC for 3 months or more.

(An asterisk next to your reason/clue/whatever means it actually applies to you.)
 
206 You wonder why the UN doesn't own any cities

207 You also wonder why the Greens don't either ...

208 you becoem concerned that one day government agents might come in and nerve staple you

209 indeed, you become so concerned about this, you decide to become a Doctor, so there won't be any drones

210 you wonder what's comming next on this forum ...
 
219. You go to your eye doctor, as all the fungus you see is green, and you know it is red... you know it is... red.
220. You discover some fungus in your house, then try planting some trees next to it (so they turn it into forest)
221. You fear this might turn you into a mind worm (how would it feel?)
 
221: There's no longer a point to this thread.
 
Pasi Nurminen said:
221: There's no longer a point to this thread.
223 - You send a Planet Buster aimed at Pasi Nurminen for his pessimism. (Nothing personal, just a joke.)

224 - But afterwards you see his point. Shouldn't we all be playing SMAC instead of posting here???

225 - You brace yourself for the severe repercussions a Planet Buster attack means.
 
226 - I would declare vendetta against The Person, but hey, i understand the need to watch that fantastic explosion, and feel the glee of seeing the massive crater afterwards :)
 
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