Civilization 5 T-Shirt Ideas?

fernetekhd

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Hey forum

So I'm planning on custom-designing a Civilization 5 t-shirt because, well, it's an awesome game. I've been trying to come up with clever quotes to put on the shirt, and I have a few ideas, but I wanted some input from the community! So, what ideas do you all have?

Oh, and here are some I can up with:

"Tried to play peacefully. Took over the world."

"Friends with Genghis Khan and eternal enemy of Gandhi. Plays peacefully."

"Just...one....more....turn....."

"Builds an army of modern armor. Doesn't have any oil."

"Science victories: the most unsatisfying win ever."

"Wipes out half your country with nukes, and then claims you're a warmongering menace." (Possibly a picture of Gandhi too)
 
*Smiling picture of Gandhi*

Putting the NUKE in Civil Disobedience
 
"Attila the hun says: you're a warmongering menace to society!"

"You are an uncivilized brute! DENOUNCED! (note: this does not mean you are at war"

"Nuking warsaw? Pledging protection? Same dif."

"Steel: N. a mythical material believed to be used in the construction of warships, rather than the real rescource Oil."

"Aluminium: the rarest of all earth metals."
 
Loving these ideas! I'm only worried that if I make a shirt with a joke about Gandhi people will think I'm anti-India :S
 
Alexander the Great says:

"Hello my friend"
1 turn...
"Denouncing!"
another turn...
"War!"

Alexander, I really hate this guy.
 
"My words are back with Nuclear Weapons!"

- With a picture of Ghandi
 
I would like to see something like :

Front view : Just...one...more...turn...(i like this idea)
Rear view : A big V

Awesome!
 


This, or something to the effect

That and a big V on the back would be perfect!

I really don't get why Firaxis hasn't already made shirts...there's alot of fans out there who would gobble em up, myself included :S
 
"Yes, I want to be your friend, Montezuma."

A Classic is the spear vs. tank picture.

Something with the Pyramids

Washington D.C., founded 4000 BC

It really depends on how subtle and how "funny" you want to be ;)
 
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