1000 ways you know you played Alpha Centauri too much!

71.) Donald Trump's show "The Apprentice" totally reminds you of CEO Morgan!:D
 
74. You realize that AC is Civilization's bastard half-brother while Colonization is the red-headed step child. Thus you understand the nature of forum posting here.
 
75 - But you don't see why SMAC should be Civilization's bastard half-brother.

More SMAC related:

76 - You're getting nightmares about Mind Worms burrowing into your head.

77 - You hope that you will get old enough to be on the Unity when it's launched.
 
79 - You sit at your computer, hitting the refresh button every ten seconds to see if there are any new posts in the SMAC forum, when you know there won't be.
 
81. Have impure thoughts about Corazon Santiago. groucho
82. You think that all the future history of earth in SMAC is correct.
83. You attempt to build your own cryocell.
84. You use your pet as the first test subject of your new cryocell.
85. You wonder why your pet is dead after five years in the cyrocell.
86. Your cryocell was a soup can filled with blue toothpaste.
 
87 (my birthyear!) - You start a "1000 ways you know you..."-thread in an almost dead forum.

88 - All your dreams take place on Chiron.

89 - Your new 200GB hard drive is already filled up with Alpha Centauri saves.

90 - You regret not buying Alien Crossfire when you had the opportunity.
 
91 - You swear and trash your apartment when you can't find your SMAC cd after having to perform a system restore.

92 - The fact that your SMACx cd is in plain sight makes the above much more infuriating.
 
Here's one that's sadly true:

94: You mark the faction leaders' birthdays on your calendar.

Here's one that's not true (yet):

95: You celebrate the faction leaders' birthdays.

-RdF
 
96 - You pretend to hear "eternity lies ahead" every now and then
97 - You try to add Police Special Ability to the Office Wizard
98 - You use nukes in Civ3 just to find out that the Clean Fission Planet Buster is 1000 times better
99 - Your wife tells it to you at 3.00 a.m. :smoke:
 
100. You succeed in reaching 100 in a "1000 ways you know you play SMAC too much..." thread.;)
 
Ballazic said:
80. Your a nerd sitting at a dead forum.

101. You take your time to insult people on a message board. :rolleyes:
 
102. You get depressed when you learn that there is a limited number of bases that you can have.
103. You try to terraform the entire map (An especially large custom one, to be exact...)
 
104. Your main goal is to make the whole planet green as you get fed up with brown and red colors.
105. When you bust (read nuke) someone you are seriously offended by everyone else fighting you as with your powers you think you can do everything you want.
106. You speak of AC when you are asleep :).
 
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