Civ 5 in 5 Mins: "Official" Updates

Hey everyone, here you can find my summaries of Civilization V games that I play. I try real hard to be funny so... you should appreciate that =p

NEWEST ON TOP:

Greece Ceases Peace (5:26): (w/ OP Human Players mod)
Immortal difficulty, Tiny Fractal map, feat. England, the Iroquois, & Egypt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr2Sl2oebqU

Denmark Disembarked (5:06):
Emperor difficulty, Tiny Archipelago map, feat. Venice, Brazil, France, Rome, & Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qAaVaHhpOk

Pacal, OP & Wide (4:53): (w/ OP Human Players mod)
Emperor difficulty, Tiny Fractal map, feat. Venice, the Netherlands, Carthage, & Assyria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjCCFJyr2kM

Korea, Plain & Tall (3:11):
Emperor difficulty, Tiny Random Map, feat. France, Portugal, & the Iroquois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2kPXumcJ-I

Hun Fun (4:29): (with the Trait BalanceGoldPrime++ 10x mod)
Deity difficulty, Tiny Great Plains Plus map, feat. Japan, Byzantium, & Austria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfWndTI2zU

Suddenly Santa (3:17): (calcul8or's North Pole led by Santa)
Emperor difficulty, Tiny Random map, feat. the Aztec, Carthage, & the Celts
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MagCKKW8meQ

Enhanced England (5:46): (with OP Human Players mod)
Deity difficulty, Tiny Archipelago map, feat. France, China, Morocco, Byzantium, Austria, & Japan
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qb_UE6p8FTM

Deity Warhammer 40K with OP mod (4:38):
Deity difficulty, Tiny Pangaea map, feat. Morocco, Arabia, Mongolia, England, Brazil, & the Iroquois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYxrU7z-4Yg

Amer-I-Can (3:09): (with OP Human Players mod)
Emperor difficulty, Tiny Pangeaa map, feat. Sweden, the Huns, Indonesia, the Netherlands, & China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLplpVSqccI

Whoa, Warhammer 40K (7:29)
Emperor difficulty, Duel Fractal map, feat. Portugal, Venice, & the Maya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQBnrlJXAYE

Perhaps Panzers (3:51): (Germany)
Emperor difficulty, Tiny Pangaea Plus map, feat. Denmark, Poland, & Mongolia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oreOQdVuE

Assisting Assyria (3:52):
Emperor difficulty, Tiny Continents map, feat. Greece, Byzantium, Rome, & Persia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTeYOWqxYyE

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Channel:
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Strictly Victories:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMwY-NOek5acUegtE9WACC9TdHA4s8xr6

Recent Uploads:
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Thanks Everyone!

England Extermination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woEkCusV7EM

The Shoshone Shine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FMGBvxqyNQ

No Canadian Calamity?

TPangolin said:

No Canadian Calamity?

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Of course not. That would require LOSING as CANADA.

TPangolin said:

No Canadian Calamity?

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Haha you're determined. All in good time my friend!

senshidenshi said:

Of course not. That would require LOSING as CANADA.

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And Canada just does not lose (and I've won a few times, being an Emperor isn't easy!)

China is found here (may be fun for Doctor Who fans):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUXZsPgK5Do

Good videos, I don't usually like to watch 45mins of Civ let's play videos, your stuff is more rock n roll..

Keep them coming, I'd like to see one about Scramble for Africa or Into the Renaissance -scenarios.

Thanks Mr Haig! You're like Dr Pepper, you don't need a dot. I haven't dug into scenarios much, that will be interesting indeed!

Update: Germany aka Eek Barbarians: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mrjlHXJII

Update: Plan for Japan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfiqfkhqjQs

Incredible India (random map led to Fractal, on Emperor!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH0rF34aIVE

Didn't you post a link to these on /r/gaymers a few weeks ago? Nice stuff!

Any chance you'd ever do some for modded civs?

sukritact said:

Didn't you post a link to these on /r/gaymers a few weeks ago? Nice stuff!

Any chance you'd ever do some for modded civs?

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I did post in that particular subreddit, yup! I haven't dealt with mods before... there's quite a lot of stuff out there. Not sure what's worth while!

Update: 7 mins, Iroquois on Emperor in Arborea:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOwGLZPBnXw

SoupJuice said:

I haven't dealt with mods before... there's quite a lot of stuff out there. Not sure what's worth while!

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Take a look at JFD's civs, Patria Grande, Colonialist Legacies and (shameless self promotion) More Civs.

I highly recommend the Nazca (there are links in both Patria Grande and More Civs, since this is part of both)

Update: Mother Russia takes on the world:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv8zUzJyGBM

Maniac Maya! Emperor Victory on a Tiny Map, plenty of violence near the end when everyone else realized how far I was getting in tech.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxU9PBE8Ktw

Two new ones today:

Ethiopian Experience:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcwmIPWHwbU

"Wonders of the Ancient World":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ_Iz4eE_JA

Ethiopia 2.0: we try again determined to not be defeated so easily! The Zulus are like "hell no!" so I have to nuke 'em. Played on a Tiny Canada map, with 5 other Civs, on Emperor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxY_uLlirUM

Update: France! Emperor on a Tiny map - I created too much tourism and had to take a beating:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn10_AqztCw

Nice try with France, but you should have known, England as a neighbor when you are playing France? It ALWAYS end by a war (personal experience in the game). Still I never thought Indonesia would be so warmonger.