Insanity Reigns: I Am Napoleon!

A standard IOT with 2 twists. The first twist is that your empire has to be absolutely insane. Throw out all logic before making your empire. The second twist is that on each update, I'll decide how many provinces you can take.

Rules:

1. Take 20 provinces at the start.
2. Use the information in the first spoiler to make your empire.
3. ROLEPLAY!!!
4. No Powergaming.
5. If it is not forbidden, it is permited.
28. Every update, you will take as many provinces as I'll allow.
73. Obey me and the rules.

Information needed:



Map:

[WIP app, will finish later]




Flag: Will post later. Need ideas for funny islamc+atheist flags without making it offensive or stupid (like pasting Richard Dawkins face on Saudi Arabia's flag right on the sword)

Government: Atheist Caliphate (The ruler is the best atheist out there)

Leader: Caliph Richard XIX from the Dawkinid dynasty

Anthem:
Link to video.

State Religion: Isn't it obvious?

Kinkaz said:

Flag: Will post later. Need ideas for funny islamc+atheist flags without making it offensive or stupid (like pasting Richard Dawkins face on Saudi Arabia's flag right on the sword)

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An Invisible Pink Flag with the Flying Spaghetti Monster on it.

1.
2. Decepticons
3.
4. Megatron
5. three hours of hailing Megatron
6. Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Rumble (blue), Frenzy (red), Lazerbeak, Ravage, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Shockwave, Demolishor, Cyclonus, Breakdown, Brawl, Barricade, Tidal Wave, the Constructicons, the Combaticons, friggin Trypticon, the Seacons, and wait Waspinator what?
7. Megatron
8. http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Decepticon#Generation_1_cartoon_continuity
9. YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN STARSCREAM

Added a new rule.

The Imperium of Man rises again!

1.
2. Operation Flaming Dingo
3.
4. Spehs Parliamentary repulic
5. Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport
6. Leader: John Smith
Other people: TBD
7. None, although flaming dingo and Neil DeGrasse Tygson worship is encouraged
8. Oz Spehs Program born from the BE forums
9. "View up here's bloody bonza, mate!"

You want insane nation? You will have it:


Claims:



Government: Communist One Party Insane State

Anthem:

Leaders:

President Nikos Kakanikos:



Vice-President Alexandros Bonaparte:



General Secretary of the Communist Party of Greece Qianlong:



Foreign Minister Mr. George:



Grand Commander Michael Jickson:

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State Religion: Atheism

My god it's beautiful

1. Flag: A Marijuana leaf on top of a pink dild... err.. plastic male genitalia
2. Name: Redneck Hempire
3. Claims Any 20 provinces in the current modern borders of Romania, GM's choice. Color: Dark grey
4. Government : Stoned Anarchist Monarchy; the one with the biggest... genitals... is King
5. Anthem: "Cigaro" by System of a Down (NSFW). Alternatively, "Dare to be Stupid" by Yankovic
6. Leader and anyone else you'll use in your roleplaying: King Terente "The Donkey" II, Prince Stiff Hancock (uncertain gender), Commander Komm Hyerun Seet Onmah Knee (he says he's from Colombia. We're too stoned to believe otherwise), Danny the (Underpaid) Dealer, Peyote Jesus (and his lizard named Squirell), Jeremy "Santa Claus" (he's dead, but he's still cheerful), and Solomon K Tripper (writes poetry for Sauron and knows he's just a fictional character in an IOT). Minor characters: Halfcrap Jenkins, Dorel the Wise Builder, Melvin "Big Joint" Harrison, Thor, several dragons, a Mexican immigrant locked in a wooden box, Deadpool's mom, Auntie Poulet, and Princess Kathy
7. State Religion : magnetic pastafarianism + penguin redneck cult. Minor pockets of DnD fans scattered here and there. Several people also claims their religion as "the Yankovic cult"
8. History : A large shipment of drugs was stolen in the region of Romania and given to the population, and the whole nation went to crap. Then, from the lethargic masses of now-stoned poor people, someone stood up and re-created his nation... sort of. This is seriously wrong. Never do meth, kids. And if you do, sell it to us.
9. Anything else crucial : the Redneck Hempire doesn't sell drugs; they only (ab)use them.

You know what, atheists make too much sense. Let's go with something more irrational instead.

DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA​

(I would have photoshopped Kim il Sung's face on the map and I would have uploaded the map, but Imgur refused to work and I can't upload any more images on Imageshack)
Map: Due to the frustrating reasons above, all of Korea and two provinces in Japan. Light greyish red.

Anthem:
Link to video.

Government: Holy Anticapitalist Juche Empire

Leader: Supreme Eternal Inmortal Leader, the one True Caliph and pope, second son of god, son of Q, Heir of Equestria as well as of the Roman, Irken, Ottoman, Spanish, British, Indian, Galactic and Chinese empires Kim Il Sung.
-Kim Jong-Suk
-Kim Jong Il
-Kim Jong Un

State Religion: Kimilsungist. You should know what they worship by now.

History: North Korea True Korea was created around the same time Kim Il Sung created the world. He created two koreans, Adam and Eve to rule the paradisal world as they pleased. However, they gave to capitalism and so Kim Il Sung banished them from the paradise and threw them in North Korea. However, since they were still capitalists, Kim Il Sung killed them. This is remembered in the first movie ever and first videogame ever (which were shot and created at the same time these events took place). He decided to take care of True Korea by himself, creating all the cities and turning Korea into a paradise.

But, the south gave in to capitalism thanks to Obama, who used his worst creation yet, the USA. Kim Il Sung defeated the americans and turned the map white. Ever since, North Korea grew up for millenia and conquered a chunk of Japan. However, capitalism is expanding across the world and Kim Il Sung is worried. He has lost control of all land except True Korea.

From: Greek Commune
To: Korea

We are both Commies. Let's ally!

From: Redneck Hempire
To: Greek Commune

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Do you have a joint?
[spam]

The Eternally Lasting and Divine Imperium of the Godly Peoples Empire of the Free and Just Isle of Man , ruled by His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Sylvester of Urley Thie (House Eagle), declares that, as set by his absolute rule mandated by Divine Right, has been commanding the forces in south Wales to leave so that the whole of Wales, indeed the whole of the Isles of Man (British Isles), may become under the three legs of empire. We have instead faced nothing but heresy and insults from a power that does not know fully the divine mandate of His Imperial Majesty. Therefore we will declare now in public: leave south Wales if you want to survive.

The Manx peoples will benefit as the great empire erupts from the depths of Mann; we declare that as we unite the Isles of Man that we will colonise as much as possible for the sake of the great heavenly mandate of the Emperor. All must bend the knee and grace His Imperial Majesty's most wonderful presence. We especially are keen to set up imperial ties with the monarchy in Korea; the Emperor heir, Princess Rein, will need to maternally marry to produce heirs to her rein. Similar her four siblings, Princess Ysbal, Prince Robyn, Prince Paton and Princess Sheela, will all eventually be need of wedding, although Paton and Sheela are still not of age yet. From Rein to Sheela they are respectfully 21, 20, 18, 15 and 12. Does Korea have a suitable member of its dynastic family to be wedded maternally with Rein? I ensure you that the alliance that will emerge from such a wedding would be... glorious.

We also open to imperial marriages with other dynastic powers.

That is a rather queer way to say you're surrendering.

Double A said:

That is a rather queer way to say you're surrendering.

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It appears the machines have not hear what the Imperium decrees. You are to surrender south Wales (OOC: claim somewhere outside the British Isles) to be ready for reunion with the Isles of Man.

In the end the Isles of Man will be one, united and strong. All who oppose us will decorate our palace walls with their spiked rested heads.

christos200 said:

From: Greek Commune
To: Korea

We are both Commies. Let's ally!

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The Supreme Inmortal Great Leader Kim Il Sung approves of this

Ailedhoo said:

The Manx peoples will benefit as the great empire erupts from the depths of Mann; we declare that as we unite the Isles of Man that we will colonise as much as possible for the sake of the great heavenly mandate of the Emperor. All must bend the knee and grace His Imperial Majesty's most wonderful presence. We especially are keen to set up imperial ties with the monarchy in Korea; the Emperor heir, Princess Rein, will need to maternally marry to produce heirs to her rein. Similar her four siblings, Princess Ysbal, Prince Robyn, Prince Paton and Princess Sheela, will all eventually be need of wedding, although Paton and Sheela are still not of age yet. From Rein to Sheela they are respectfully 21, 20, 18, 15 and 12. Does Korea have a suitable member of its dynastic family to be wedded maternally with Rein? I ensure you that the alliance that will emerge from such a wedding would be... glorious.

We also open to imperial marriages with other dynastic powers.

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We especially are keen to set up imperial ties with the monarchy in Korea; the Emperor heir, Princess Rein, will need to maternally marry to produce heirs to her rein.

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We especially are keen to set up imperial ties with the monarchy in Korea;

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with the monarchy in Korea

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monarchy

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in Korea

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Kim Il-Sung feels blasphemed by this

OOC edit: Here's the map:



and the flag:

We have studied Korea. You look like a monarchy with a god king! You even have a dynasty tree! Here is one of the trees in one of the times...

Redeploying several Seeker squads in order to end their incessant complaining over being shot at.

OOC: /kisses AA

IC: The Emperor of Man offers a alliance to the robots.