50 AD:
We've discovered Calendar. What shall we research next?
Let's go for Philosophy. A new religion is always good in my opinion. Isn't it? It is, right?
I suppose it can't hurt. Let's do that.
75 AD:
The VP rings...
Hello?
Suleiman, my possible friend. Have you noticed, like I did, that Korea is evil?
I sure did. That's pretty much stating the obvious right there, Chucky.
Good! So you'll stop trading with that swine, yes?
Um, no. If I closed borders with Wang Kon, I'd be boxing myself in. No can do, Chuck.
You're making a mistake, Suleiman. A serious mistake. Certainly, you'll live to regret this moment.
But as you clearly mentionned, I'll live. Farewell, Charles.
125 AD:
Woot!
This achievement pleases me, my dear Sultan!
Of course it does, Beste!
When we war against our protective enemy, we'll be protected as well.
That was the whole idea. That's exactly why we built Chichen Itza in Edirne!
150 AD:
The VP rings again
Give me Currency!
How about: no! What I can give is a hint on how you can obtain Currency with minimal effort. Here goes. Research Currency. It's completely fool-proof!
Obviously, Suleiman, in terms of diplomacy and foreign relations, you are completely clueless, and your pitiful Empire shall greatly suffer for it.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Farewell, Chuck!