Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

Petiscator · Mar 31, 2013

JSMCAG said:
Fixed it for you!
Also, how could you forget Monctezuma's altar? THAT would be one heck of a stage - right after Askia's eternal fire!

Also - everyone crashing into Partypooper Pedro's office!

XD Windows XP background indeed!

Of course, Monty's altar! Completely forgot :crazyeye:

But seriously, it would be very profitable for them to do such an awesome game!
(seriously, Theodora's couch)

Guandao · Mar 31, 2013

Ashurbanipal's library

Nebby's throne room with green flames

Wu Zetian's red curtained gong palace

William's Vermeer room

Ramesses's throne room

Elizabeth's throne room

Haile Selassie's throne room

Napoleon's misty battlefield

Pachacuti's Machu Pichu

Hiawatha's pristine woods

Sejong's throne room

Suleiman's Topkapi palace

Darius's Persepolis with Immortal friezes

Augustus' throne room

Isabella's Alhambra

Gustavus Adolphus' cozy room

Aztecopi · Mar 31, 2013

Could anybody please make this???

Nyanko · Apr 1, 2013

Aztecopi said:
Could anybody please make this???

I think people would need Firaxis' blessing if they made a Civilization V - Arena.

But it'd be sooooooooooo cool.
Hey Firaxis, if your reading this, can you make one?

daveydave8 · Apr 1, 2013

Future expansion pack option?? You annihilate another civ, upon taking the last city you throw down with that leader.

Irkalla · Apr 2, 2013

Bonci said:
Also Ash can lift lions! Not something you see every day...

That's Gilgamesh. He was known for taming lions. Though I find it rather strange that a Sumerian, supposedly from pre-Semitic times, would have dressed like a semite.

aluelkdf · Apr 2, 2013

Polynesia usually does poorly. But in my most recent game they were one of the biggest runways I have ever seen. That topless man was just insane, spamming cities all over the place that makes the Iroquois look like amateurs by comparison. He was also attacking every civ in sight.

It just goes to show that every civ has the potential to become a runaway.

Eagle Pursuit · Apr 2, 2013

I've had Polynesia do that a few times. One time Kame was obsessed with trying to settle the nooks and crannies of my isolated hermit continent. It doesn't jive with their cultural focus, but they can expand with the best of them.

trexeric · Apr 2, 2013

Kamehameha, in one of my recent games, was annihilated by Maria Theresa. The behemoth then proceeded to kill my buddy, Darius! She got to meet quite a few Giant Death Robots that day. :mad:

Also, obviously Ashurbanipal would win! He's got more letters in his name!

Bonci · Apr 2, 2013

Irkalla said:
That's Gilgamesh. He was known for taming lions. Though I find it rather strange that a Sumerian, supposedly from pre-Semitic times, would have dressed like a semite.

sorry but below the foots of the statue it clearly says "The Assyrians"

King William I · Apr 2, 2013

Can we just call Ashurbanipal "Ash?"

Biologist · Apr 2, 2013

King William I said:
Can we just call Ashurbanipal "Ash?"

Ash: "Go, Suleiman!"

Suleiman the Magnificent: "SULEIMAN!"

Suleiman the Magnificent uses Beard and Belly.

It's super effective!

Kamehameha fainted.

Bonci · Apr 2, 2013

While I was reading that in my head I was playing the pokémon battle theme. XD

Nyanko · Apr 3, 2013

Biologist said:
Ash: "Go, Suleiman!"

Suleiman the Magnificent: "SULEIMAN!"

Suleiman the Magnificent uses Beard and Belly.

It's super effective!

Kamehameha fainted.

See? Everyone believes Ashurbanipal would defeat Kamehameha. But the real question is;
What is Ash's special moves? Lion Throw? Summon Tablet? Whats Kamehameha's? Spear of Death, Haka, Kamehameha?
Askia's finishing move would have to be "City Burning"

SammyKhalifa · Apr 3, 2013

Nyanko said:
Whats Kamehameha's? Spear of Death, Haka, Kamehameha?

"Hang Ten"

Eru Ilúvatar · Apr 3, 2013

labrynianrebel · Apr 3, 2013

King William I said:
Can we just call Ashurbanipal "Ash?"

Gotta conquer 'em all, CIVILIZATION!

JSMCAG · Apr 3, 2013

labrynianrebel said:
Gotta conquer 'em all, CIVILIZATION!

I wanna rank "Augustus Caesar"
Like no one ever did
To conquer them is my real test
To build them is my cause

My spy will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Civilization to understand
The tech that's inside

Civilization, its you and me
I know it's my choosen victory
Civilization, oh, let's make a Declaration of Friendship
In a world we must defend

Civilization, a AI so true
Our troops will pull us through
You'll trade with me and I'll trade with you
CIVILIZATION, gotta conquer'em all
:lol:

WiseGreen · Apr 3, 2013

Heinage said:
Bismarck would tell jokes. At least he'd try.
He'd say something like...

Two bratwurst are in a frying pan. One bratwurst says to the other, Gosh its getting hot in here. The other bratwurst says OH MY GOD A TALKING BRATWURST!

Oh well, he could never match Elizabeth's ones. At least he tried.

Jabberwockxeno · Apr 4, 2013

Tsuchinoko said:
Civilization V: Extreme Diplomacy II ("Now it's Serious")?

Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

King

Rajah of Minyue and Langkasuka

Warlord

Prince

Chieftain

ENTP POWWWEEEEEER

Prince

Per Scribendum, Volo

(or backwards 'cirexert')

King

King

Emperor

King

Prince

Deity

Chieftain

Warlord

King

Warlord

Prince

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