Achievements you'll never see?

You ever.... seen a grown man naked? Rebase a bomber from LA to Chicago. Both cities must have airports, LA must have a worked fish resource with boats, Chicago must have a hospital.
 
You ever.... seen a grown man naked? Rebase a bomber from LA to Chicago. Both cities must have airports, LA must have a worked fish resource with boats, Chicago must have a hospital.

...and don't call me Shirley
 
How Romantic: As China, control Great Generals named Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang.

Marco!: As Venice, have a Merchant of Venice named Marco Polo and two other MoVs embarked in water tiles next to each other.

Busy Engineer: Finish the Statue of Liberty and Eiffel Tower in two different cities within 5 turns of each other, using a Great Engineer named Alexandre Gustave Eiffel to rush one of them.

The One Who Knocks: As America, have a Great Scientist named Werner Heisenberg born in the city of Albuquerque.
 
Harry Styles: Playing as England, get a Great Musician named Harry Styles and perform a concert in every city
It's over 9000!: Playing as any Civ, have over 9000! of everything
 
Magnifisent Basterds: In no particular order, destroy 6 German units, capture 1 German Great General (both within German territory), pillage 2 German tiles AND capture Berlin with one and the same paratrooper unit.

Smert Shpionam: As Russia, kill 7 spies in a single game.

KHAAAAANNN!: As Mongolia, nuke one of your Khans and destroy an enemy Great Admiral with the blast.

The Year The Music Died: As the U.S, lose a Great Musician in the year 1959.

Schindler's Pissed: Attack a German unit assaulting Jerusalem OR attack German occupied Jerusalem with a unit that has a Great Merchant stacked on it.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way...: As Rome, finish building Broadway and gift a worker to Greece on the same turn.

Golgotha: As Rome, kill a Great Prophet standing on a hill tile.

Walls of Jericho: Convert a city with walls to Judaism and capture it on the same turn.

Judas: Declare war on a Civilization you have a DoF with and capture one of their Great Prophets on the same turn.
 
Coffeeshop Politics - As the Dutch, repeal at least 3 luxury bans in the world congress.
City of (red) light - Have Amsterdam produce more tourism then all other capitols in the game combined.
 
Temple of Doom: have an American archaeologist steal an artifact from the borders of a city with a temple. This city must also be owned by a civilization who believes in sacrificial captives (Montezuma).
 
The Washington EXTRAVAGANZA: As George Washington, create both great works of George Washington (George Washington Portrait and Washington's Crossing) and place them both in a museum in Washington to get a theme bonus.
 
I'll Show You 'Pro-Civ' - As Indonesia, win a game in which you fail to build a single Candi, your Kris Swordsmen earn both of the negative promotions and the World Congress bans all three of your unique luxuries.

Malditos - As Spain, fail to find a single Natural Wonder before another player.
 
The Achievement to End All Achievements: Do not play a single game of Civilization V
 
The White Queen: Playing as England, spawn a King Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville and hold a secret marriage
Primeval: Find an anomaly and go back in time ... or to the future
The Walking Dead: Have one unit with 1 HP left turn into a walker
Trololo: Troll the game
 
The White Queen: Playing as England, spawn a King Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville and hold a secret marriage

:lol:

You could follow it up with:

I Didn't Do It, Honest - As England, spawn a Philippa Gregory Great Writer and use her to write a treatise exonerating Richard III of all involvement in the deaths of the Princes in the Tower.

I Call BS - As England, spawn a William Shakespeare Great Writer and use him to create a character assassination Great Work, 'Richard III'.
 
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