That's a falacious statement, look at my title below my nameThat's because the French can't do two things at once, ...
First, I know that in England you are a bit retarted and have nowhere to sit down but stairs, but don't generalize, in France we invented comfortable chairs long ago.they stop moving and have to sit down on the stairs.
Yes, I guess that being sitted in the rear of a taxi while someone else is driving you home requires a lot of concentration.The British, by contrast, are much more efficient, and are capable of thinking of the response whilst continuing their journey home...
Yes, I guess that being sitted in the rear of a taxi while someone else is driving you home requires a lot of concentration.
They don't even know what side of the road to drive on!
The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy said:But though even words like joojooflop, swut, and turlingdrome are now perfectly acceptable in common usage, there is one word that is still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy, except one - where they don't know what it means. That word is "Belgium"...
plot said:[Heretic Cata] Naturally anything I post on the forum is quotable!
And let's not forget that vs Switzerland moment a while back. I should go look for a link - it was quite funny.Aha, another national prejudice comes to the fore - the French attitude to the Belgians!
If we directed all our jokes toward the English, they would soon be overwhelmed... So we try to spread it on several people.Aha, another national prejudice comes to the fore - the French attitude to the Belgians!
It is quite educational though, for me up here in my corner of the world , to see the mechanisms of bashing revealed like this.I don't know why, but I have a distant feeling that we may have wander a bit to far from the original topic.
That's not bashing, that's wit fencing.It is quite educational though, for me up here in my corner of the world , to see the mechanisms of bashing revealed like this.
That's not bashing, that's wit fencing.
And in the Olympics game, France has won 278 medals at fencing. Great-Britian only 24
France : 53 medals at shooting, Great Britain 94. It's a bit better, but it doesn't compensate for our overwhelming greatness at fencing compared to you.Perhaps the british failure at olympic fencing contrasted by the french olympic fencing sucess but military failure can be explained by us giving our soldiers guns? If our squadies still used the epee and the foil perhaps we would have similar sucess at the olympics
As the judge who asked the man in the courthouse "But how could you have raped a corpse ???" And the man answer "I thought it was an English woman".
Enkidu Warrior said:The jokes are the same, but in general the Frogs vs RosBifs thing is light-hearted and perfectly healthy.
One word: awe. Our manlyhood leave them speechless and paralyzed in joyfull anticipation.Well, English women do tend to go like that when they're too close to a Frenchman. I'm sure I needn't explain why in any detail.