The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

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What do you call a dwarf psychic that is on the run from the cops?

Spoiler :
A small medium at-large.
 
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One says to the other; "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
 
Q. What do you call an 80-year-old Mexican prostitute?
A. Ole.
 
Also old as mud:

One hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other replies, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
 
A duck walks into a chemist, and says "I want some lipstick. Put it on my bill".
 
I have a vague recollection of posting these before , but anyway.....

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a..................................................beer please " , bartender says "Sure , but why the big paws ?"

A guy walks into the butcher shop and says "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat up on the top shelf?" . Butcher says "No way , the steaks are too high"
 
I noticed my bottom was quite harry while I was sitting on the potter.
 
That joke is like crime in multi-story car parks . It's wrong on so many levels

I thought the point of this thread was "lamest jokes you can think of"
 
Why did the fat guy make the valedictorian of his high school?

Spoiler :
he was too big to fail.
 
A fish hits a wall. What did it say?



Dam
 
What does Bianca Jackson sing to Ricky in EastEnders?

Oh Sid Owen, oh Sid Owen, Sid Owen next to me.
 
That's a poor pun and a purely visual one at that.
 
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