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The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
knock knoock
who`s there?
interrupting cow
interru.........................
MOOOOOOOOOOOO
who`s there?
interrupting cow
interru.........................
MOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mango Elephant
Deity
Why did the rooster cross the road?
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Omega124
Challenging Fate
A boy was sitting in a classroom one day. The teacher was giving a lesson on puberty, to prepare them for it. When they got to the relationships, the teacher brought in a baby, saying this is the end product of love, and invited them to come over and look at her. The boy was near the baby when he asked the teacher, "What is love"? The other students, dumbfounded that he didn't know, started to yell insults at him, which disturbed the baby. She was so mad, she started to throw a tantrum, cry, and wave her limbs, which somehow hit the boy. The boy then said to her, "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more"!
Kid 1:How do you catch a blue elephant?
Kid 2: I don't know!
Kid 1: With a blue elephant trap! How do you catch a green elephant?
Kid 2: With a green elephant trap?
Kid 1: No, you make him sad until he turns blue, and then you catch him with a blue elephant trap! How do you catch a red elephant?
Kid 2: By making him sad until he turns blue, and then with a blue elephant trap?
Kid 1: No, you gross him out until he turns green, make him sad until he turns blue, and then you catch him with a blue elephant trap! How do you catch a yellow elephant?
Kid 2: By making him angry until he turns red, making him grossed out until he turns green, making him sad until he turns blue, and then catching him with a blue elephant trap?
Kid 1: Correct! How do catch a grey elephant?
Kid 2: By-
Kid 1: Have you even heard of a grey elephant? *Laughs*
Kid 1:How do you catch a blue elephant?
Kid 2: I don't know!
Kid 1: With a blue elephant trap! How do you catch a green elephant?
Kid 2: With a green elephant trap?
Kid 1: No, you make him sad until he turns blue, and then you catch him with a blue elephant trap! How do you catch a red elephant?
Kid 2: By making him sad until he turns blue, and then with a blue elephant trap?
Kid 1: No, you gross him out until he turns green, make him sad until he turns blue, and then you catch him with a blue elephant trap! How do you catch a yellow elephant?
Kid 2: By making him angry until he turns red, making him grossed out until he turns green, making him sad until he turns blue, and then catching him with a blue elephant trap?
Kid 1: Correct! How do catch a grey elephant?
Kid 2: By-
Kid 1: Have you even heard of a grey elephant? *Laughs*
Magnificent One
Stetsons are cool.
Hve you heard of the time travelling cow?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
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rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
How many social workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
one , but the lightbulb has to WANT to change
one , but the lightbulb has to WANT to change
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why use 1 ! when can use5
the telephone rings and a guy picks it up the guy at the other end says is your refrigerator running and the first guy says so your the person who turned off our power
carmen510
Deity
Have you guys ever tried Ethiopian food?
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Veritass
Emperor
How many Ehtiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
Pretty much all of them.
Pretty much all of them.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
What do you call an Arabic astronaut ?
Nasser
Nasser
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why use 1 ! when can use5
why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
to hide in a cherry tree
how did Tarzan die?
picking cherry
why didn't the chicken cross the road?
he was in turkey
to hide in a cherry tree
how did Tarzan die?
picking cherry
why didn't the chicken cross the road?
he was in turkey
Jouzou
Warlord
An American, an Irishman and an Italian walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Is this a f****ing joke?"
I Finnished a Turkey that had Greece all over it, but I was still Hungary.
Einstein was not sure if he was on the right train, so he asked a fellow passenger: "Excuse me, does Berlin go past this train?"
How many Russian police officers does it take to break an egg?
None. It "fell off the balcony by accident".
Two nut-jobs are lost in Sahara. One says to the other: "Move over! I wanna sit on the sand, too!"
I Finnished a Turkey that had Greece all over it, but I was still Hungary.
Einstein was not sure if he was on the right train, so he asked a fellow passenger: "Excuse me, does Berlin go past this train?"
How many Russian police officers does it take to break an egg?
None. It "fell off the balcony by accident".
Two nut-jobs are lost in Sahara. One says to the other: "Move over! I wanna sit on the sand, too!"
Gamemaster77
PC > Mac
This should be in Civfanatics own, "yo mama jokes" thread.
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