The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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ParadigmShifter
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I've got kleptomania, but when it gets bad I just take something for it.
Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
What's brown and sticky?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Fr8monkey
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Boy: Mom, why do women wear white dress during the marriage?
Mum: Because it's the happiest and best day in their life.
Boy: Then why do men wear black?
Mum: Because it's the happiest and best day in their life.
Boy: Then why do men wear black?
Jouzou
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- What do you call a person who pays a congressman to support indie music, thick-rimmed glasses and Apple products?
- A lobster.
- A lobster.
ParadigmShifter
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I think it is something to do with lobbyist/hipster. It is lame though.
EDIT: My wife left me because of my fetish for touching pasta. I'm not too bothered, but I'm feeling cannelloni.
My wife didn't believe me when I said I had made a car out of spaghetti. Imagine her surprise when I drove pasta.
EDIT: My wife left me because of my fetish for touching pasta. I'm not too bothered, but I'm feeling cannelloni.
My wife didn't believe me when I said I had made a car out of spaghetti. Imagine her surprise when I drove pasta.
ParadigmShifter
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I'm not married though! LULZ! Maybe I need to get better jokes 
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
my bro just sent me this one, might seem lame, but I thought it was funny.
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Not lame at all. This cracked me right up.
British political gag now.
Nick Clegg is looking to get a face transplant in time for the next General Election. Unfortunately, doctors have told him that there will be a long wait, due to needing donors for both his faces.
Nick Clegg is looking to get a face transplant in time for the next General Election. Unfortunately, doctors have told him that there will be a long wait, due to needing donors for both his faces.
mayor
Heart & Mind
The split of OT 
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic ?
He would toss and turn all night trying to decide whether he believed in dog .
He would toss and turn all night trying to decide whether he believed in dog .
ParadigmShifter
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PERSUADE people to invest in your giant calculator business by pointing out the enormous pluses.
jtb1127
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Why are burglars so relaxed?
They like to take things easy.
They like to take things easy.
caketastydelish
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Steve quit his jobs before dying.
History buff33
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What do you call a "reporter" who writes for a newspaper in 1988? Oldschooler88. Lol. I have a hard time forgiving bro 
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mayor
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this is not lame... just not funny
.....sameWhat do you call a "reporter" who writes for a newspaper in 1988? Oldschooler88. Lol. I have a hard time forgiving bro
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