1000 Clues You're Anticipating Civ5 Too Much

26) you attempt to convert your NumPad to a Hexagon
 
27) You clear programs like MS Word to make room for civ5 when it comes out. (I did clear some memory to speed up my cpu, but MS word was an accident, and not for civ5)

28) You called your friend at 11:00PM b/c you had just found out civ5 had been announced and HAD to tell someone.

29) You check this forum 4X a day to try and learn more things about Civ5.

30) You get in trouble for checking this forum during computer class

31) You have 4 real-life signs that you actually have.
 
#32 You contemplate being placed in cryo to make the time until release seem shorter
 
26) you attempt to convert your NumPad to a Hexagon

:D Not at all necessary.
You will use the alpha-keyboard for movement (e.g., W,E, A,D, Z,X), not the numeric keypad.
 
#33 You get into debates about features which probably won't even exist even though they technicly could. (Spherical maps)

#34 You refresh the board every 5 minutes to see if there's been a new response or tidbit.

#35 You consider "what is the proper abbreviation for 'Civilization 5'?" to be an important and serious topic.
 
#36 You pace obsessively along jagged lines.

 
#37 You dotmap your bathroom floor tiles,



#38 random wasp's nests,



#39 and the Sinosteel International Plaza.

 
40. You got so exited by the news that your screen is covered in j***. :crazyeye:
 
41. You complain that other games (i.e EUIII) doesn't have those neat hexigon tiles.

42. You change the above game so it can have those facinating hexigon tiles.

43. Your computer crashes

44. Your computer gets a virus causing it to crash

45. The virus is named "Get A Life"
 
46. You scour this article for details on Civ 5 before realizing it's a comedy site.
 
47. You spend an hour or more on Google trying different keyword combinations to try to find just...one...more...article/screenshot.

48. You've already placed an order for it from your local computer store.
 
49. you make a joke on a mmog site about waiting for a civ5 to ever appear, pop over to civfanatics to see how things are going anyway, and....:eek:
 
50) You Hack your Mac so you can Play Civ I, II, III and IV all at the same time
 
51. You start playing a game of Civ IV with only one unit per tile to prepare for what it's going to be like.
 
52. You suspect that we'll make it to nearly 1000 before the game ever actually comes out.
 
53. You'll wonder when the 1st expansion is set to come out so you can laugh at it (since Play the world and Warlords were a joke), and keep playing Civ4 BtS.

54. Your actually waiting for the 2nd expansion so you can begin actually playing Civ5 with all your favorite techs, leaders and units which were oddly missing from the original and expansion and Civ4 BtS will finally be retired.

:)
 
55. You email customer support and tell them you're a beta tester and you lost your disk and ask if they could please send another
 
56) You engage in flame wars with people who say they'll probably stay with Civ IV

57) You affirm that you never really cared for having religions in Civ

58) You make innumerable posts saying that Charlemagne must not be included in Civ V

59) You now despise square tiles and shun people who like them

60) When walking across town, you have a hard time getting anywhere since you insist on perceiving everything you step on as hexagons and moving accordingly

61) You decide to learn all the languages spoken in Civ V so you won't need the interpreters

62) You only feel a *little* weird for posting in this thread
 
63. You just now noticed that this is reasons you're anticipating ciV, not reasons you play ciV too much.
 
#64 You remove E and W from your compass and highlight WNW WSW ENE and ESE.
 
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