1000 Clues You're Anticipating Civ5 Too Much

1012: You think up 3089 reasons just to get VVVV

1013: You edit this post after getting ninja'd.
 
1014: You shamelessly bump this thread even though it's at 1000 already.

101V: You make an unnecessary clue to have one with V in it.
 
1018 You think up strange acronyms: GAMES Generals, Artists, Merchants, Engineers, Scientists.

1019 Fat People: Dropping the vowels you get FTPPL, which represent the Social Policies you predict everyone will fill out to pursue cultural victory: Freedom, Tradition, Piety, Patronage, Liberty.
 
1020: every available surface is covered in stuff because stacking isn't allowed.
 
Sounds like my room…
 
1021: While watching Greg play during the 2 hour live stream, you were clicking on the screen trying to control units and open menus to no avail... :cry:
 
1022: You plan on renovating you bedroom to include a bathroom and a kitchen so you never have to leave again...!:eek:
 
1022 : You hope that you can build Giant Death Robot to kill Akar. (Just kidding)
1023 : You cried because you have to missed Greg live game of CiV because it is 3:00 AM in the day that have semester exam in the morning.
1024 : You spend that night above to watch Greg and can't go to exam. When your classmate ask you why, You say "for the sake of sanity".
102V : You wonder if every country have place named "Manhattan"
1026: You wonder if Sealand,Vatican and very small nation can invent Manhattan Project without blow out their land.
1027 : ..and old joke. You feared that Firaxis will be GDR'ed because Pyongyang (North Korea) are not included as City state.
 
1022 : You hope that you can build Giant Death Robot to kill Akar. (Just kidding)
1023 : You cried because you have to missed Greg live game of CiV because it is 3:00 AM in the day that have semester exam in the morning.
1024 : You spend that night above to watch Greg and can't go to exam. When your classmate ask you why, You say "for the sake of sanity".
102V : You wonder if every country have place named "Manhattan"
1026: You wonder if Sealand,Vatican and very small nation can invent Manhattan Project without blow out their land.
1027 : ..and old joke. You feared that Firaxis will be GDR'ed because Pyongyang (North Korea) are not included as City state.

Nice. J-just nice.
 
1028. I watched the whole Gamespot "Live Gameplay" video hoping they would give us just one tidbit of new info....and subsequently wasted 30 minutes of my day.
 
1029 Watching the gamespot feed and wishing that someone shoves a GDR up the yepguys rectum
 
1030 Arguing with a little kid for hours on CivFanatics forum about digital sales and posting here.
 
1032: You change all of your multiplayer names in other games to a "days till civ 5 count down"
 
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