Minecraft: The Chronicles of Panzerholme

Wasn't my character saying he would design and possibly build a bomber?

gg (characters)

I launch a coup to take control of the Empire, bribing coercing or blackmailing all who would oppose me.

I will rule as Lord Protector in honor of our fallen Emperor until such a time he might return......

Well that was delightful. If this isn't the end, I'd like to see the Anonymoose cube.
The cube floats and waits... and watches the dirty little people.

It is not the end I'm not done with this world by a long shot! I have been working on a new NES project recently.

@poketwo, sorry I forgot about that.

@Golden1Knight, you have survived (I actually gave your character very high LP )

I see how this is shaping up - seems like some faction wars roleplay ahead!

don't forget the snippet in my sheet that I respawn! So my character will probably come back after a while if he died in the cave.

Dear Panzerholme Properties,

Ah, yes. Hmm. Houses. Well, I am an old man, so certainly I have no -- ah -- objections -- to living in a place occupied by another before me. But I am also an old man, so... hmm... let us say that I want to live in a building of my own design, for once. Here are my specifications:

- Let it lay on the hillside, but take as much advantage of natural light as possible. Windows on all the sides that face downhill!

- Mmm, let's say, humm, sandstone floors on the ground floor, and a heated pool (I prefer lava below glass blocks to heat the water. (I would also prefer a trap door hidden at the bottom of the swimming pool, leading to a secret tunnel for quick escapes during air raids or monster attacks. I will pay an additional [EXORBITANT FEE] for every secret passage that is in my house.)

- For any area that requires WOOD PANELING, I would prefer it to be made of unrefined jungle wood (or rubber wood, if you have that mod). I do not like the looks of the -- hmm -- "planks", and the open log is far superior. Bonus points if there is an obvious log frame that is tastefully integrated into the superstructure of the house.

- But I also prefer a modernist, smooth decor. Glass paneling everywhere (except in the bathroom and bedroom! Made that mistake in my last house...), and stone or muted green wool floors.

- I need a working shower and toilet. None of this -- how shall I put it delicately? -- paleolithic bull****.

- There must be extensive bookshelves in the bedroom. Half bedroom, half library; that's been my motto since I was a child.

- Also, a bookshelf in the shower. Naturally.

- And a cake on every floor. Just in case.

Respectfully,
The King of the North.

Will this be returning, do you think?

Hmm, well I have periods of playing obsessively. I haven't been inspired recently, but I'm sure I'll be back to this world that I started in 2012.

By the way, THANKS for everyone's input on this!!

Is it too late to (try) to participate?

Oleg Deeppit is an industrious dwarf engineer. He came to Panzerholme to propose (and hopefully head up) a project to build a tunnel under Kanal to allow the passage of land traffic without limiting the height of vessels. He has a bit of a temper and doesn't take rejection well.