Dubya's Quest

Here is a game save from the very next turn. Note Philly may be under arabian control, but I didn't mention that in the story because I forgot to take a screenie, and I re captured the city one or two turns later.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/uploads/130693/Dubya_AD-1120.CivBeyondSwordSave

Never mind, I just found a picture of fallen Philly. I can include that little saga in the story.

Chapter 13: Cheesesteak



Condoleezza: Look Dubya. I ordered a mighty statue to celebrate your victory in Baghdad. The whole world will know your fame.

Dubya: Sweet. Gotta love the glory.

Condoleezza: Yup. And with all those wonders I compulsively built, we'll have lots of it.

Dubya:



Dick: Dubya sir. Philly has fallen to the ennemy.

Dubya: WHAT! THAT TERRORIST CAPTURED ONE OF MY CITIES!

Dick: Calm down sir. Our troops are in position to take it back.

Dubya: Then let it be done. And take another one of his pathetic cities in the name of vengeance.

Dick: YeeeeHaaa! Random violence coming right up, Mr. Dubya!

Dubya:

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Dick: We have taken the city back.

Dubya: Where is the pretty picture?

Dick: It never materialized. I believe the screen shot god is angry at us. We must pay him homage.

Dubya: Very well. Have the new statue being built in Chicago dedicated to him.

Dick: I'll get Condoleezza right on it.



Condoleezza: I made the name change like you requested. What do you think?

Dubya: Its beautiful. And look! The Screenshots work again!

Condoleezza:



Rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!

Dubya: You have reached America, I'm Dubya. Remember, if you can find a leader dumber than I, you get a full refund!

Qin Shi Huang: Hello. I represent the vast empire of China. In all likely hood I live on a different continent than you. Since we won't be sharing a boarder, why don't we be friends? That way I won't have to kick your pathetic American Bum.

Dubya: Yeah. Good idea. I'd rather have it kissed than kicked.

Qin Shi Huang: I knew you would be a reasonable person, Dubya.

Dubya: Wow. You don't know me that well then...

Dick: Woa. Look at this. Saladin's city is virtually undefended. However he has a massive warstack only one tile away. If we take the city, he will take it back right away.

Dubya: Take the city, burn it to the ground. don't let a single piece of Arab Scum survive!

Condoleezza: Can't we just take the city, then sign a temporary truce with Saladin so he can't take it back? That way we keep the city, and get at least 10 turns to regroup.

Dubya: I don't know...

Condoleezza: Have I let you down yet?

Dubya: By my lofty standerds, no.

Condoleezza: Then follow my plan!

Dubya: Okay! ALL TROOPS, ATTACK!



Dubya: We have the city, call that swine Saladin.

Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg!



Saladin: Yes? I'm kind of busy now...

Dubya: Hello Scumbag! Would you be willing to pay me 50 gold. If you do, you won't have to go through the trouble of taking your city back.

Saladin: If you put it that way... Okay!

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Keep story coming!

I hate anti-bush-ites but it IS a funny story

It's satire. Gotta love satire.

Hi, I'm love to read your story. But when is there going to be an update .
(Sorry, I know I'm a bit impatient )

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Great story.

Thing to note though.... your city placement is really bothering me! Especially the New York and Philadelphia!!!!one11!!!!shift+1!!!!!

no you cant stop now! And are you sure your playing Noble?

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