The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

NinjaCow64 · Nov 6, 2012

JEELEN said:
I actually like that - but then I've been called a grammar fascist (term used by people with apparently very little knowledge about the nature of fascism).

Well it's better than being called a Grammar Commu-Nazi Keyan.

Borachio · Nov 6, 2012

~~I was a member of the Forestry Workers Union. But I thought I'd branch out.~~

~~(No. I don't understand it either.)~~

Agent327 · Nov 6, 2012

NinjaCow64 said:
Well it's better than being called a Grammar Commu-Nazi Keyan.

lolwut

NinjaCow64 · Nov 6, 2012

JEELEN said:
lolwut

Think Obama.

Agent327 · Nov 6, 2012

I guess that counts as a pretty lame joke...

Arakhor · Dec 21, 2012

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

madviking · Dec 21, 2012

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Arakhor · Dec 21, 2012

That's tasteless.

NinjaCow64 · Dec 21, 2012

Arakhor said:
That's tasteless.

Not as tasteless as this:

What do vegetarians eat?

Tofu. (Geddit? Tofu is tatseless? Feel free to hit me now)

Vaney168 · Dec 22, 2012

ugh this was probably one of the lamest jokes my friend told me:

What did baby corn ask moma corn?

-Where is pop corn? :hammer2:

NinjaCow64 · Dec 23, 2012

Vaney168 said:
ugh this was probably one of the lamest jokes my friend told me:

What did baby corn say to moma corn?

Where is pop corn?

Fixed for you.

And you are right it is terribly corny. :lol:

Mise · Dec 23, 2012

ask *

Vaney168 · Dec 23, 2012

NinjaCow64 said:
Fixed for you.

And you are right it is terribly corny.

ohh woops didnt see that my bad

and lol corny......

Save_Ferris · Jan 10, 2013

Somebody once told me that puns were the humor of the weak. He never said what it was going to be next Thursday.

Arakhor · Jan 10, 2013

That would work better by substituting 'week' for 'Thursday'.

NinjaCow64 · Jan 10, 2013

Talking of time and dates, my new year's resolution is to stop making new year's resolutions.

Also, how did the man stranded on a desert island survive, with his only possession a calendar? He ate all the dates.

He also could have eaten the Sundays.

stfoskey12 · Jan 10, 2013

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb and passed her plate for more

When Mary had a little lamb the doctors were surprised
When Old McDonald had a farm the doctors almost died

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb whose fleas were white as snow

Save_Ferris · Jan 10, 2013

Arakhor said:
That would work better by substituting 'week' for 'Thursday'.

I feel that repeating words in a pun ruins the magic of it.

freearondyou · Jan 15, 2013

stee said:
Sweet was waiting for a new thread.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says your kind isnt aloud here.
The mushroom says why not, I'm a Fungi

haha! lame but funny! :lol:

strijder20 · Jan 15, 2013

It took me a while to realise the English don't pronounce 'fungi' the proper (Latin) way, but when I did, it was indeed funny.

The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

Thought Bubble Thinker

Way past lunacy

Observer

Thought Bubble Thinker

Observer

Dremora Courtier

north american scum

Dremora Courtier

Thought Bubble Thinker

Warlord

Thought Bubble Thinker

isle of lucy

Warlord

Admiring Myself

Dremora Courtier

Thought Bubble Thinker

Emperor of Foskania

Admiring Myself

Chieftain

Wallowing in irony

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