The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

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My 5th grade teacher always said that mushrooms were part of his favorite kingdom of life, because they are all fun-guys.
 
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for ten times the number of drinks that everyone else is drinking. The bartender says, 'that my friend, is an order of magnitude.'
 
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

Also, someone already posted Hank's jokes for Nerds here, nerdfighter. :p
 
All of them?:sad:
 
When is a door not a door? When its ajar.
 
When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

Hey, that reminds me of a joke I loved when I was four!

Q: What's green and goes SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!?
A: A four door capsicum!!!
 
What do you do with a sick boat? You take it to the doc.
 
SEX AT 79

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
 
SEX AT 79

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
Tell us how knocking on that door works out for you.
 
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

Brilliant! :)

Did you hear the one about the mouthy beefburger? It screamed and screamed until it was horse.
 
Heh. Sorta funny.
It's an old people joke.

Tell us how knocking on that door works out for you.

79’s just there, four doors away,
And my calendar’s empty all of today;
So with my wife beater Tee over 4 liter abs,
Nothing to lose, I’ll take a stab;
After a knock and a pretty long wait,
The door was flung open and I was set straight:
A ravishing beauty in a tight fitting top,
Whose breasts were still perky without any flop,
Her sensuous hips were slightly askew,
And the G-string she wore had a tag that said “new”;
Her voice was sexy and an octave too low,
But the words on her lips were luscious and slow:
They touched my cheek with tender caress
Oh my I was stimulated, I must confess;
Her hand was extended, her eyes looked sincere,
Certainly here, there was nothing to fear;
She drew me in and then shut the door,
What passed for her top dropped to the floor;
So what more can I say about old 79?
To post the details would be out of line;
This forum has rules we all must obey,
So fill in the blanks, you’ve got my OK.

:D
 
It is not!
 
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