Alright, let’s have a round of applause for our contestants; those were some really awful suggestions. Sadly we have only one city to name so I reviewed the suggestion carefully and thoroughly. Time and again one suggestion stands out in every measure of awfulness. It features an ungrammatical clutter of capitol and lower case letters that violates the very definition of a word and its brazenly non-phonetic dearth of vowels renders it so truly obnoxious sounding that at first you overlook the unseemly lack of humility that was required to submit it in the first place.
By my somewhat vague authority as Domestic Minister, I hearby decree that our next city be named: BCLGland.