Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Apparently my clothes are gay. They came out of my closet this morning.
The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
I don't trust stairways. They are always up to something.
Did you hear the joke about the wall? I still can't get over it.
Did you hear the joke about the wall? I still can't get over it.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
A gang of midgets had planned to rob a butcher shop, but the steaks were just too high.
Mise
isle of lucy
Oh my god that's brilliant 
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo a very heavy mammal, while a zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo a very heavy mammal, while a zippo is a little lighter.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Raising a family can be difficult, unless you're necromancer and they're buried near each other.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple 'thank-you', not all this 'How did you get in my house?' nonsense.
Fr8monkey
Deity
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Fr8monkey
Deity
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The street performer notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so the street performer stands up on a large, nearby wooden box, and calls out, "Can you see me now?"
The four men respond with
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
The four men respond with
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. They are quickly followed by Batman.
A suicidal man and a physicist are standing atop the Empire State Building. The physicist says, "don't jump - you've got too much potential!"
A suicidal man and a physicist are standing atop the Empire State Building. The physicist says, "don't jump - you've got too much potential!"
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
What did the Buddha order at the pizza joint?
One with everything.
One with everything.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Q: What is a Pirate's least favourite letter?
Spoiler :
trader/warrior
Deity
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
A Centurion walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and sais, "Five beer, please."
Jamvs Bond walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Martini?" Bond replies, "No, just one please."
Jamvs Bond walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Martini?" Bond replies, "No, just one please."
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