The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

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What's the Russian equivalent of the basic input output system?

Basic Putin Putout System
 
I went to the club...
They played Jump, I jumped.
They played The Twist, I twisted.
They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out.
 
What is the least common tropical malady?

Spoiler :
Frostbite.
 
Let me see... That is maybe .1% of the tropics. Why does everyone have to pick everything apart? It's a lame joke thread, not a correct the joke thread.
 
Let me see... That is maybe .1% of the tropics. Why does everyone have to pick everything apart? It's a lame joke thread, not a correct the joke thread.

1% of the tropics gets 99% of the frostbite.

#OccupyMountKilimanjaro
 
Jaro is apparently something you can't un-der-STAND.

Spoiler :
(Cypress Hill, if it was too obscure...)
 
:hammer2::yup:
 
How can the Ravens beat any opponent?

Spoiler :
Play in an elevator.
 
Yeah, I'm not sure if that joke lifts my spirits. :D
 
What did IS accomplish?

The made us realise that Syria IS Iraq!
 
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