TO: Empire of Spain
FROM: Empire of Brazil
You burned the coast of Brazil, sank our fleet and threatened to endanger the economic stability of the entire continent in order to defend tyranny. You still defend tyranny. The Brazilian people are free, and under those freedoms we have fought and died for our brothers. You have done nothing but take the cowards route. If the Spanish continue to openly support the false government in the United States and try to corrupt the liberated peoples of the Americas with wishful imperial tactics, then the government of Brazil will have no other choice than to cease all diplomatic contact with Madrid. For generations you put down free thinkers and only after your people rose up against you in civil war did Spain accept the rightful democratic system. Spain is a dying empire. Let go of what you have lost. Your former conquests have become far greater than you. Be happy that you have survived long enough to see that day.
To: Empire of Brazil
From: Empire of Spain
1) We were at a war. We were attempting to get you out of it as fast as possible. Maybe our methods were not very civil, but it was war.
2) The coward's route would have been to pay you after the incident sparked by the United Kingdom's attack on our fleet, and where the Brazilian ships got involved by pure chance. We still cannot believe you still pin the blame on us for such an incident.
3) We do not defend tyranny. We just maintain diplomatic relations with the United States. We hope that they will change at some point.
4) We still do not understand why you are still harping on a point that we have clearly stated several times is completely false.
5) Brazil seems to be blowing this situation completely out of proportion, considering that it started because Spain wanted to establish a group of cultural, apolitical organizations.
6) We would like to know who has misinformed you so much. Either way, we wish to correct this clearly incorrect information: it was in fact Emperor Carlos VI, and his son Felipe IX, who fought for the reforming of the Empire of Spain into what is currently now: one of the two greatest democracies in the world, next to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, whom we hold in great esteem as a worthy opponent to the Empire of Spain. The civil war that happened shortly after the death of Emperor Carlos VI was instigated by the
reactionaries who desired to keep the old order, and Emperor Felipe IX fought and led so that Spain advanced along the path Carlos VI had drawn and designed with the help of his advisors. And, once more, the reactionaries fought to prevent Spain's advance when the Spanish Constitution was established, and once more the Emperor and Empire fought against them, so that constitutionalism and democracy prevailed. In fact, nowadays all of the Empire has representation in the Imperial Parliament. All regions of the Empire have autonomy over many matters that only concern them. All political positions of importance are chosen by the people. Please, make your research before saying anything.
7) We have indeed let them go. Panamá, Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Chile, Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay, we let them go more than a century ago. New Spain left more than sixty years ago, and we let them go. We were bitter about the Mayans wanting to leave, but we still let them go. So, please, do not say something that is clearly untrue.
8) The former colonies may be great, we are not putting it in doubt. But, please, look well at things before casting such a dubious affirmation.
9) If the Brazilian policemen's attitude towards proof is equal to that of the Brazilian government... God save the Brazilian people.