Originally posted by Myartar
Oh so many places to go w/ this one......
Civ III, Where....
"the French win a war without help!"
"the Zulu carry guns"
"Indians use nukes on counties that aren't Pakistan"
"every country is STILL 'furious' with America"
"America has a leader with a brain"
"Queen Elizabeth is kinda hot.... just needs a tan..."
"Alexader the Great and Caesar look like a Backstreet boys"
"even Three Musketeers won't do you any good"
"Destroyers move like row boats"
"the Military advisor looks like Carl from 'Sling Blade"'
"the UN has power"
"once you learn how to make nukes, you're kind enough to tell everyone else"
"Montezuma's revenge isn't something you get after eating bad Mexican food"
"you can't behead your domestic advisor for reminding you about changing terrain improvements for the 50th time!"
"Calvary looks like little girls in a pony show"
"Ghandi kicks some pacifist butt"
"The pyramids, the Sistine Chapel, Bach's Cathedral, Newton's University, Smith's Trading Company, and Shakespeare's Theater all have 'Made in China' written on the sides"
"Aztecs aren't scurrying to America"
"Catherine the Great looks like Aunt B"
"Zouave goes to get angry"
eh, that's all. not too creative this early in the morning.
(and not the otehr way round)
lol@myartar 
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