The Internet Theologian Explains The Da Vinci Code

Urederra · May 31, 2006

If you have seen the movie, or read the book but you haven't gasped the meaning of it, or if you have questions about the plot, then you'll need the help of "the Internet Theologian" to clear your mind so you can sleep quietly again.

http://holyoffice.livejournal.com/80533.html?page=2

Till · May 31, 2006

"Not in a narrow, Western sense, no. But in the sense that there is a Santa Claus who brings toys to all the Christian children of the world, yes."
:rotfl:

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Yuri2356 · May 31, 2006

"For example: the Mona Lisa is smiling because Leonardo was feeling smug about knowing where Jesus lived, all the while Raphael was thinking Jesus lived in Jerusalem."

Wonderfull!

tomsnowman123 · May 31, 2006

That was pretty funny. :lol:

Q: Why are Christians so upset about this book, if it's true?
A: Christians are dedicated to covering up The Truth about Jesus and the society of lady/man painters. What Brown uncovered in his research is the shocking truth of Christianity: Jesus was a regular dude, and a regular dude who wanted Mary Magdalene to be the first pope. Christians don't want that to come out, because the central tenet of Christianity is oppressing women. That, and getting Republicans into office.

Q: Is "The Da Vinci Code" fiction?
A: No. It's what I call "faction": Historically true facts interspersed with car chases. In the very first page of his masterpiece, Brown writes, "All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals in this novel are accurate."

Those were good.

Dreadnought · May 31, 2006

I love it!

GenMarshall · Jun 2, 2006

Lovely, more heresy and lies spreading about. :rolleyes:

pboily · Jun 2, 2006

CG, in case you don't get it (and you don't because you have clearly not read the book or the internet article), he is making fun of people who believe the Da Vinci code.

Truronian · Jun 3, 2006

Q: Why does the dialogue in the book which is supposed to be in French include French words alongside the English translation, like, "Pain is good, monsieur" and "Le capitaine is happy you decided to stay overnight"?
A: That is how the French speak. There is no French language per se, just a few words they throw into English sentences to make themselves seem superior to Americans.

:lol:

brilliant

Don't worry CG, its perfectly benign.

Stylesjl · Jun 3, 2006

CivGeneral said:
Lovely, more heresy and lies spreading about.

Relax, he is not making fun of Christians he is making fun of all the people who take the absurd things in the story seriously

puglover · Jun 4, 2006

Da Vinci Code Madness is just a reincarnation of the Chicken Littles who made Y2K and West Nile Virus so well-covered in the media.

Good link. :lol:

Aramazd · Jun 4, 2006

Best link ever.

The Internet Theologian Explains The Da Vinci Code

Urederra

Mostly harmless

Till

Adventurer

Yuri2356

Test Screening

tomsnowman123

Simple Liver

Dreadnought

Deity

GenMarshall

High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent

pboily

fingerlickinmathematickin

Truronian

Quite unfamiliar

Stylesjl

SOS Brigade Member

puglover

Disturber of Worldviews

Aramazd

Deity

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