Zombie Defense: A New Interactive AAR

Yeah, but I'm a quecha with two promos. So har.
 
everyone knows it is the promotions that matter making me the best by far :p
 
Hmm...two pages of random lies and slander. Let's update this, then and give NinjaCow some random action :D. I actually just realized I never posted my action yet. My action is to build a fort in the forest 1N of base camp.

My action is to build a fort in the forest 1N of base camp
9. The fort falls over and is determined to be unsafe for use

My action is to divert the river ninety degrees so it flows right by the north side of Base Camp.
5. You divert too much water and turn Yoshi's forest into a lake (1N of Base Camp)

My action is to build a cottage on the coast, next to the river, south of the farm.
1. The water that Red Spy diverted also hit's where you we're building your cottage. It sweeps you far away from Base Camp and destroys your cottage

Then I would like to try and catch ponies one south of my gold.
2. The ponies kick you in the leg. You drop your 10 cash, which the ponies mistook for food and ate it (Lose 10 cash)

I build a fort 1S.
20. The fort looks so awesome that it makes fairies come out of the sky and automatically upgrade you to a Dog Soldier (Upgrade to Dog Solder)

If that isn't possible... I would like to prospect for copper 2E.
20. You still didn't find copper. Instead, the ponies that had kicked Mandulu in the leg gives you 10 gold from it's mouth then allows you to ride them. (Upgrade to Chariot and gain 10 gold)

Random action!
18. 80 cash falls from the sky for no particular reason

I build a mine on that hill in the north.
13. It's a nice mine

I want to look in the cellars of the Base Camp to see if I find anything interesting.
11. You found some old wine, which you sell to an old man for 20 cash
 
:nevermind:
 
So here, we have the results from your actions
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While hanging out in the top part of the map, Civ'ed kills a zombie warrior
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He then get's into a fight with another zombie warrior, which he kills
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Look! A zombie quechua has spawned!
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Meanwhile, Mandulu fight's a zombie warrior
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And wins
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Trail Mix fights another zombie
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And this giant sign is blocking the message that say's he won
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Trail Mix has leveled up! Trail Mix gains a free Combat I
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Mosherdini goes and kills the last zombie
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Mosherdini has leveled up! Mosherdini gains a free Combat II
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Civ'ed fights the final zombie
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By yoshiegg737 at 2011-03-06


Oh no! Civ'ed was eaten by zombies! Civ'ed loses 1 life
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Civ'ed has respawned next to the zombie and attacks it
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And he wins this time
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By yoshiegg737 at 2011-03-06


Next round will spawn 10 Zombie Archer's and 1 Boss

Each Warrior was worth 25 cash. Each Quechua was worth 40 cash

NEW PROMOTIONS AND UPGRADES IN STOCK!
 
I got a 20 and only got 10 gold? :Cry:


I would like to prospect for an uber gold mine that will give me 1000 gold 3 E of Base Camp.

If that is not possible, I would like to prospect for a normal gold mine 3 E of Base Camp.

If that is not possible, I would like to destroy a fort. :mischief:


I would like to purchase cover.

If I can still get xp from the barbs at this point, and get another promo, I'd like it to be shock.
 
oh dear i'm still a warrior :cry:. i will build my own fort 1e of the gold and i would like to call it "Fort Malcom Dellajacono"
 
My action is to look for people in the land. Also, at least the cities safe to the West and North.
Move: 2 north 1 west of Base Camp.
 
dammit I lost all of my money to that stupid bandit :aargh: so I'm still a stupid warrior
oh well I buy lead by warlord:D

I build a canal (river) south of base camp
 
I don't think being a lead warlord actually helps at all. :rolleyes:
 
I don't think being a lead warlord actually helps at all. :rolleyes:

Ah well...i guess it looks better than being a stupid warrior with no promotions whatsoever, right?

YES! YOU STUPID BANDIT WHO TOOK MY MONEY! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!:mwaha:
 
@ Yoshiegg, I think that the promotions removal makes promotions underpowered IMO. I mean, who’s gonna buy them?

Anyways, I upgrade to a bowman and get combat one.

I posted this BEFORE the update BTW.

I DEMAND $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 in compensation! :joke:

Anyways, I upgrade to a Dog Soldier, and get the Combat I & II promotions, leaving 15 gold in change.

I also raise an army of Bowmen to defend the city, while my soldier goes out. (NOTE: That means that I want my dude to go out of the city and kill stuffs, not just sit in the city.)
 
I'll take a Guerrilla two please!

And my action is to build an artificial hill to protect against zombies just on the base camp's influence border (Yoshi to decide where with a roll. if it's a bad roll, place me next to the boss :mwaha:).
 
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