171. Quality time with the wife consists solely of hotseat games. (cIV, but soon CiV!)
172. During said hot seat games, you have to stop playing civ on your phone to take your turn.
173. Your last argument with the wife started with the comment "What if I just raised MY difficulty level?"
174. All such minor disagreements are settled with the words "I'm sorry this has caused a divide between us."
175. While hanging out with friends one of them texts you to please stop talking about video games.
176. When confronted with #175, you start explaining to your friend how video games and civ are clearly not the same thing, resulting in another instance of #174.