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Sioux Supporters Sue Shoshone Civ

A great expanse of hatred has suddenly come to light as Firaxis reveal another civilization for Brave New World, the dark-horse Shoshone. Summing up several tribes thought the region, fans on support of the Sioux as the Native American civ went on to say things such as "y u no sioux im not buying bnw now" and " pueblo would have bin far betr 2 hav in civ" Firaxis defended its choice, as it " Really gave more depth to the continent" As quoted by a well-known developer of the game who cannot be named for legal reasons,"It would be far easier just to have one civilization called Native America, because we could easily ignore individual cultures and have Sacajawea as the leader. But no, the fans demand and demand civs that nobody knows about. *your text has been sent*"

Since the Gods and Kings expansion, everyone has been desperate to support their massively underrated civilizations to never be included in the game. Some popular choices were Vietnam, Khmer, Canada, Israel, Italy and San Marino, but the Shoshone was far from a popular topic on the forum. Said one massive supporter of a Sioux civilization, George Cluster, "I want those pesky Indians in my game so that I can start up a save as America and beat the living hell outta 'em" After firing several shots behind him at a rapidly approaching cavalry, he continued with "But I suppose that those darn Shoshone will have to do"