1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

113. You are armed with a rifle but panic when you see archers around you because you can't hit them while they can shoot you.
114. You insist that they can't go with you during a trip, and tell them to follow your steps instead.
115. You learned a non-English language just to curse some Civ leader that keeps declaring war on you or demanding tribute.
116. You board a boat unarmed and sail right into other boats (even those that are manned with heavily-armed crew), hoping to sink them.
 
117. You play as Bismarck in Civ 4 and wonder why you aren't getting any barbarian units
 
118. In the future, any multi player game you play, from any publisher, no one can be Japan. Ever.

119. You micro-manage the personnel in your company's human resources department to spawn a great person.

120. You start defending atheism in terms of more advantageous policy track bonuses.
 
119. You micro-manage the personnel in your company's human resources department to spawn a great person.

121. And you end up firing some of your specialists because you can't give them enough food salary.
122. Then you decide to turn your HRD personnel into merchants salespersons in an effort to recover the lost profits.
 
121. And you end up firing some of your specialists because you can't give them enough food salary.
122. Then you decide to turn your HRD personnel into merchants salespersons in an effort to recover the lost profits.

LOL epic win :rotfl:
 
123. you never play cards, UNO, dominoes or other games that require stacking. EVER.
 
124. You are upset because you realize you were not the one to start the thread

125. You replace the cubicles in your office with hexicles.
 
Actually, the number one sign that you play civ V too much, is that you got fed up and stopped playing it.
 
i'd probably change my bathroom tiles to hexes instead of squares. but i haven't played the game yet. i probably won't be able to this year or the next.
 
126. You publicly denounce someone on your facebook page
127. You try to shoot an arrow over a city to hit someone on the other side
128. You wait 30 turns to meet with your study group
 
126. You publicly denounce someone on your facebook page
127. You try to shoot an arrow over a city to hit someone on the other side
128. You wait 20 turns to meet with you study group
129. You resurrect a thread that died 8 months ago.
 
132. You Teach Kids that Gandhi was a bad man,because he was a nuke lover instead a peaceful guy.

133.You try to convince the Humans Resource Management that you deserve to be the boss of a company,because you've won 6 domination victory at deity in huge maps in a successive sequence.
 
130. You realize not many people play Civ5 too much.

Now was that one really necessary?

134. You go to your local bank and ask how they are there without a nearby market
 
135. You cannot win on Noble in Civilization 4 BTS anymore.
Moderator Action: Please don't troll here.
 
136. You laugh at all the people who think the world will end in 2012. After all the world will end in 2050.
137. You examine every country in the world and try to find out what policies they have unlocked.
 
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