mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
Good link Whomp!
No, he's Mormon too. It would be like that fight between zombie Jack Sparrow and zombie Captain Barbarossa in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, only without one of us turning mortal.
No kidding.IRCops are all a bunch of over-sensitive jerks.
Cleric, what happens if somehow she loves you and refuses to blow you off? I don't know much about relationships, but what happens then?
I think that's what I'm afraid of most. Chances are good enough that it might happen. We get along great, she always runs up to me to give me a hug when I see her and confides to me. (though I reckon this might be just the side-effect of the Friends Zone) We are very similar in most matters, from our past to personality. That's another thing, she's too good to be true. It's like someone pulled the image of a perfect woman from my brain and created her. Redhead? Check. Lovely electric blue eyes? Check. Curves? Check. Intelligent and witty? Check. A little crazy? Check. Nerdy? Check. Kinky? Check. Loves Rambo movies and playing Civilization? Check! Ka-ching! *lottery winner alarm noise*
I dont know what will happen...my brain just goes haywire when I load up that scenario and try to make a simulation. Neural pathways collapse, synapses go into a gridlock, neurons start misfiring left and right and the core just goes into a meltdown. It's basically a Chernobyl in my head. Best not to think about it and just do it.
I've got a big frickin' truck with a big frickin' trailer that I've got to drive on Thursday because two out of four of us are too girly to handle a big frickin' truck with a big frickin' trailer. Three dudes and only one of 'em is man enough to do it, and me. Five and a half hundred miles, and I'm half the drivin'. My friends suck.
Incredibly random, stupid, nonsense, and chocolate rant, that should not be read. If it is read, do not take it seriously, I'm just being random and am not really that angry about it.
Spoiler :I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ IT!Spoiler :Fine, I can't stop you. Go ahead, open the spoiler.Spoiler :But I can make you click on a gazillion spoilers to read it! MWAHAHAHAHA!Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :Spoiler :My hair refuses to be brushed. See! I told you it was stupid
In other news, somewhere, a random thing happened.