Mesopotamian
Warlord
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You only greet your son like this:
Welcome back my son, i miss you.
Welcome back my son, i miss you.
1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.
- Thread starter Darth Caesar
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sav
Prince
170: You check Civfanatics every day just to see if the patch has come out.
EasyBee
Chieftain
171. Quality time with the wife consists solely of hotseat games. (cIV, but soon CiV!)
172. During said hot seat games, you have to stop playing civ on your phone to take your turn.
173. Your last argument with the wife started with the comment "What if I just raised MY difficulty level?"
174. All such minor disagreements are settled with the words "I'm sorry this has caused a divide between us."
175. While hanging out with friends one of them texts you to please stop talking about video games.
176. When confronted with #175, you start explaining to your friend how video games and civ are clearly not the same thing, resulting in another instance of #174.
172. During said hot seat games, you have to stop playing civ on your phone to take your turn.
173. Your last argument with the wife started with the comment "What if I just raised MY difficulty level?"
174. All such minor disagreements are settled with the words "I'm sorry this has caused a divide between us."
175. While hanging out with friends one of them texts you to please stop talking about video games.
176. When confronted with #175, you start explaining to your friend how video games and civ are clearly not the same thing, resulting in another instance of #174.
Brenador
Warlord
177. You have sex with your girlfriend when she's unhappy because she is four times less likely to get pregnant.
178. You call friend requests on Facebook "Declarations of Friendship"
179. You think catapults were the best way to sink galleys.
180. You think you will get a better education if you attend a university that is located near jungle.
181. Your position on nuclear power is that we should save our uranium for Giant Death Robots.
178. You call friend requests on Facebook "Declarations of Friendship"
179. You think catapults were the best way to sink galleys.
180. You think you will get a better education if you attend a university that is located near jungle.
181. Your position on nuclear power is that we should save our uranium for Giant Death Robots.
bronzeager
Chieftain
182. You start to ponder the real world potential of a Theocracy, since it would probably make everyone happier.
183. You assume that the middle ages started in the BCs, and that tanks dominated warfare in the 1800s.
184. Upon being corrected by someone about the "true" dates in history, you assume that real life scientists weren't effectively tech blocking.
(had to get those in before the new patch)
183. You assume that the middle ages started in the BCs, and that tanks dominated warfare in the 1800s.
184. Upon being corrected by someone about the "true" dates in history, you assume that real life scientists weren't effectively tech blocking.
(had to get those in before the new patch)
Save_Ferris
Admiring Myself
185. You propose a bombardment system for your city.
186. You hire advisors to tell you what to do.
186. You hire advisors to tell you what to do.
MasterMishi
Warlord
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2011
- Messages
- 251
187. You would have whacked Iraq for their oil too.
188.1.175. You think the news is a replay.
189. You name your sons Sid, Otto and Monty
188.1.175. You think the news is a replay.
189. You name your sons Sid, Otto and Monty
thadian
Kami of Awakened Dreamers
190. After buying horses and hiring riders, you attack the farm down the road for its cows and wheat.
191. When arrested, you declare diplomatic immunity from babylon.
191. You run for Governer with the campaign theme "I am Cultured, and Friendly! My opponent is Militaristic and Irrational!"
191. When arrested, you declare diplomatic immunity from babylon.
191. You run for Governer with the campaign theme "I am Cultured, and Friendly! My opponent is Militaristic and Irrational!"
CELTICEMPIRE
Zulu Conqueror
193. You install missile launchers on your house so you can bombard your neighbors if they get too close.
JaGarLo
Settler
194. You sell a bottle of wine for 300 euro.
195. You would let your neighbors stay at home for 50 euro every 30 turns.
196. You got the whole Civ5 soundtrack on your Ipad.
197. You have read the manual of the game more than twice.
198. You don't understand why lots of civilizations in history became a Monarchy instead of a Republic.
199. You think nationalism in a democratic country is impossible.
200. You think that ''the more children you have, the more science your house generates''.
195. You would let your neighbors stay at home for 50 euro every 30 turns.
196. You got the whole Civ5 soundtrack on your Ipad.
197. You have read the manual of the game more than twice.
198. You don't understand why lots of civilizations in history became a Monarchy instead of a Republic.
199. You think nationalism in a democratic country is impossible.
200. You think that ''the more children you have, the more science your house generates''.
animalguy
Ermahgerd
200. You buy an extremely small house so you can choose more social policies 
CivCube
Spicy.
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2003
- Messages
- 5,824
202. The neighbors have noticed their lawns have begun to disappear under tacky ornaments, aka your "wonders".
203. You buy more land because you've been listening to refined music, hence you have more culture. Again, the neighbors are not amused.
203. You buy more land because you've been listening to refined music, hence you have more culture. Again, the neighbors are not amused.
janboruta
Artistriarch
204. You invite a great friend of yours, who indeed is a great artist, to a party. The next morning all adjacent neighbours are moving out and give you their houses
blackcatatonic
Queen of Meme
206. You chop down the tree in your garden to see if it will create enough hammers to make dinner ready sooner.
nitevision
Chieftain
- Joined
- Mar 19, 2012
- Messages
- 43
209. You chuckle whenever you read the news- "Obama Denounces North Korea over Military Expansion" is a lot funnier when you imagine Obama in a diplo screen, saying the "you're pathetic" line.
blackcatatonic
Queen of Meme
210. A Jehovah's Witness knocks on your door. You're intrigued, but you tell them they'll have to come back after June 19th because the religion mechanic hasn't been implemented yet.
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