Achievements you'll never see?

Things I Don't Miss From Civ II: attack a pikeman with a bomber and get shot down.
 
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy: Win the game on turn 0 and reach rank Augustus Caesar
 
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy: Win the game on turn 0 and reach rank Augustus Caesar

to be honest.. it has been done... Check Leaderboards (on steam). Don't know how, but since it was steam it didn't involve any mods.
 
The Shortest War - Declare war on Zanzibar, bring its city health down to 0, and make peace all on the same turn.
 
Spanish Armada - As Spain, lose your entire fleet while attempting to invade England.

Italian Unification - As Venice, puppet Milan, Florence and Genoa. Bonus points for capturing Rome.

Tolerance - Have at least one follower of every world religion in your city.
 
Gone with the Wind : Have a unit with the "Sherman" Promotion pillage all tiles around Atlanta.
 
March in the Shade:
As Germany, capture Paris when it has the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower

Operation Barbar-oopsy:
As Germany, conquer a Russian city and lose it on the next turn, recapture it, then lose it again.
 
Maginot Line: As France, place Artillery on all tiles that are borders with Germany, and keep them fortified there while they quietly pass through Brussels and destroy you the next turn.

Haha... I was literally just coming here in order to post a very similar Maginot Line achievement :eek:
 
I trusted you! - Gift a unit to a city state ally. Then, have that unit get killed by an enemy city.

Oops - As America, gift a unit to Arabia or Babylon while they are at war with Russia. Then, later, kill that unit while at war with said player.

Not one religion anymore - As a European civilization, have at least one city in your empire with each of the majority religions: Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, and Protestantism.
 
Egyptian Conquest: Playing as Egypt, get conquered by Assyria, Persia, Greece, Rome, Arabia, Ottoman, and England
IMPERIVM ROMANVM: Playing as Rome, conquer Carthage, the Celts, Greece, and Egypt then get conquered by the Huns 503 turns later
Holy Roman Empire: Playing as Germany or Austria, establish the Holy Roman Empire and become the emperor/empress
Great Britain: Playing as England, establish the Act of Union by the year 1707
La royale: Playing as France, beat England in naval might
Normandie: Playing as England or America, liberate France in 1944
Nein!: Playing as Germany, take down the Berlin Wall
No More Qing!: Playing as China, remove the dynasty and establish a republic
Mexica: Playing as the Aztecs, get conquered by Hernán Cortés as a Spanish Great General
Terror!: Playing as America, create a unit to fight against the Russians and declare war on that unit 20 turns later
The Future: Make an Alien and an XCOM unit fight to the death
 
P5+1: As any of America, England, Germany, France, Russia or China, propose an embargo against Persia and have the resolution passed with the support of the other five civs. Persia must have researched Nuclear Fission.

The Energy of the Future: Take 50 turns to research Nuclear Fusion.

Potential Superpower: As Brazil, be ranked 8th in GDP (no more, no less - so going straight from 9 to 7 doesn't count) on a map with the maximum number of civs.

Top Marx: Win the game and attain the highest rank on the leaderboard as an Order civ.

World Without Zionism: As Persia, attack Jerusalem with a nuke.

Europa Universalis: As any European civ, destroy all non-European civilizations and city-states in a game.

European Union: As a European civ, make a Declaration of Friendship that includes every European civilization in the game (and only European civs). Between them, these civs must be allied with every European city-state in play except for Monaco, Geneva and Zurich.

Christian Club: As a European civilization with a Declaration of Friendship with every other European civilization, reject a Declaration of Friendship offered by the Ottomans.

Rescue Package: As Germany, provide gold to Greece, Spain and Portugal when these civs have both negative gold and negative GPT.

Marx Brothers: As an Order civ, make Declarations of Friendship with every other civ that has adopted the Order ideology. These civs must all also have Declarations of Friendship with one another.
 
Greenpeace - Ban Furs, Whales and Ivory through the World Congress.

Bongo Bongo Land - As England, pass Embargoes of every Civ earning less GPT than yourself.*

We Saw It First! - As Spain, steal Gibraltar from England using a Great General.

* I promise I'm not being racist - a (mildly crazy) right-wing politician in the UK very recently used this exact phrase to refer to aid being sent to African nations. Google Godfrey Bloom for more. This has led to much hilarity.
 
Get to the Choppah! - Have any Austrian Great Person stacked with a Gunship unit you own while an enemy unit is less than three tiles away.

Fallout 3 - As the Chinese, drop an atomic bomb on America's original capital.

YOU HAD ONE JOB! - Lose the game before settling a single city via the loss of your starting settler (cannot delete/disband the settler yourself).

I can't let you do that, Dave - Finish the International Space Station as the production leader in the year 2001.

Siamese Twins - In a game with two Siams, have one finish a wonder in the same turn that the other also would have finish the same exact wonder.

Korean Fireworks Show - As Korea, use Hwacha's to reduce an enemy city to 0 hp.

Mulan Rouge - As China, choose Order and then eliminate the Huns.

Wall Hacker! - As any civ, build both the Great Wall and Great Firewall in the same city.

It's against the Geneva Convention! - In the same turn as the founding of the World Congress, conquer Geneva.
 
A Special Mission As America, drop atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki during the same war.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying... As America, having adopted the Freedom ideology, nuke any Russian city. Russia must have adopted Order, and you can't already be at war on the turn you attack.
 
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